Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0

District Champs

So that happened a week ago.

Tomorrow we're starting our first game into the State playoffs ❤️💕

I'M SO EXCITED.

We're ranked seed #8 in the brackets, and we play seed #1.

Basically, if we beat them, we can easily beat the next three teams to win state.

God I hope we do. I'd literally be sobbing on the court if that happened.

When we beat the team last week to become champions in our district, I literally started crying so much because I was so happy.

Lmao I was the only person crying. I'll show you guys the video later, but the first four seconds are SO FUNNY.

Right when the buzzer goes off the end the game, since I was in at that time, I literally ran over to our bench and all of a sudden my coach literally LIFTS me up into the air like Simba, like holy SHIT.

He's like, 6'2" or something like that, so it was like "HOLY SHIT I'M SO HIGH!"

Does anyone wanna snapchat?

Well that went way off topic.

That's a strike. Oh well.

Okay, I'm literally over everyone. Every guy.

There's NOBODY who can steal my heart.

Yesterday, I held the door open for Joe, and he was just minding his business with a baseball player, chatting it up.

FYI, I can't remember what I called recent bae, but his name's Joseph if y'all just wanna know. The friend/teammate of Bennett.

But anyways...

They don't even acknowledge that a fucking person is holding the door from slamming into their faces.

Don't even bat an eye at me to say thank you.

BRUH.

So I sassily walk in after them and just spat "Um, ru-ude." Out loud right behind them, then give him a smirk while I walk to my seat.

Sometimes I think I need to control my sass-meter, but it's all cool.

Later, when the class is working on some chemistry thing, I was working with a girl at one of the back lab tables. Joe was working with that same baseball player at the table next to us, but was facing away so we were in the same column.

During that period, he stands up and starts waving his paper while walking to the front saying "I finally finished something." (Because he NEVER does any work during class, like ever)

So when he walks by me, I'm like "Well that's surprising." Just all out SUPER SASSY, and then he's sassy back like "Yeah, I know right."

So I'm like "Mm-hmm, okay, oh-kay."

My partner looks at me and just starts dying because of how sassy I was.

Hey, I ain't gon' let anyone push me around.

A few minutes later, I walked to my teacher to ask a question about something, and then I walk back to the lab table. Since the column's a small gap, Joe was getting up, so I just stop, and pose with my arms crossed while leaning on one hip, then gave him the most sassiest look ever.