EW (Eddsworld⁄Ellsworld) | Eddshots⁄Ellshots

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SU (Steven Universe) //
Peridot Edd //
Lapis Tom //
Floof //
No sad this time (promise) //

The green gem was bored, so why not sketch out some evil doodles of very evil cats?

He giggled when finding a stick that let out a black liquid; he didn't know what it was called. Still new to earth and such.

He began doodling evil cat's, but in someone else's eyes the doodles would look cute and non threatening.

The peridot finished his doodling and he ran around a bit with the notebook above his head making cat-like noises before ramming into the nearby wall.

He let out another werid noise as he rubbed his nose in pain, "Stupid wall."

"What the hell is going in up there?" Yelled a furious blue gem. Edd squeaked and ram into the wall once again.

The lapis, Tom, stormed upstairs seeing Edd rubbing his nose and murmuring, "stupid wall". He sighed, "Edd get up."

He squealed and jumped on to Tom, "Woah! Calm down, Edd!" The peridot showed him his doodles of evil cats and giggled "evilly", "Look at how evil the kitties are! Be afraid!"

Tom chuckled, "I know how to make you very threatening. I'm sure Matt would be trembling in fear." Edd's eyes formed stars, "Teach me your ways of evilness!"

"You're going to have to get off of me first." The peridot nodded hopping of Tom and throwing his sketchpad to the side.

The lapis picked up a black marker and sits on the couch. He pats the sofa, motioning for Edd to sit down. The peridot obliged, sitting with his legs cross and facing Tom, "Close your eyes and stat still, got that?" Edd nodded closing his eyes.

He heard the pop of a cap, jumping at sound. The lapis chuckled and press the marker against the peridot's face.

He drew three whiskers and dotted Edd's nose, "Alright, all done."

The peridot practically jumped off the couch. The lapis taking out a mirror, "I'm so evil looking!" He squealed his small fang-like canines showing.

He giggled running around, "I'm sure to scare Matt!" The peridot murmured to himself, "But I'll need a plan."

After a couple minutes Edd shot up, "I shall you the wall's kind to my advantage!"

Edd ran out of the barn looking for a wall to hide behind.

He found one.

The pearl, Matt, was walking around. He could never find Tord when he needed to.

"Sup Matt." Tom greeted, "Lookin' for Tord?" Matt nodded, "Why yes, do you know where he's located?" The lapis shook his head.

Edd giggles, it was the perfect time. The pearl was distracted with the lapis.

Three, two, one!

He jumped out, "Myeh!" His hands curled like a cat. Matt looked at the peridot, "Aw, that was so cute!" He hugged the short gem, "You're supposed to fear me! Why aren't you cowering?" The peridot struggled to break free from the pearl's deadly grip.

"You could never be evil, you're just too cute!" Edd groaned, "Abort! Abort!" He wriggled.

He finally broke free from the pearl's grasp only to be picked up by the lapis, "Put me down you cold!"

Tom laughed and walked off with a wriggling Edd in his arms.

He sat back down on the couch, still holding the peridot.

He sat the peridot on his lap and turned the green gem to face him. Tom's face gotten closer to the other gem's causing the peridot to blush a deep green, "W-what are you doing you cold?" He yelled in confused.

The lapis chuckled before planting his lips on Edd's. The peridot let out a muffled yelped.

He parted with the peridot, "What was th-that for?" The gem asked, face still flushed, "'Cause I love you." The peridot tilted his head, "I l-love you?" The lapis nodded, "It means that I want you to be my significant other."

"W-well then! I love you too!" The lapis chuckled and planted kisses all over Edd's face, "I want to place my lips on your cheek too!" He whined, the lapis smirked, "Who's stopping you?"

Edd pecked the lapis' cheek, "Th-there!" The peridot smiled in triumph, "You're just to cute." The lapis comments placing one last kiss on Edd's nose.