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CxlaBoy Sorry that it took so long! //
Fluff //
Edd goes by them/they pronouns! //
The detective is small and proud //
If you need me to rewrite it let me know! //

Edd had a bright smile on his face as he watched Sheriff Thompson cuff the bandits that stole the Queen's son, Prince Matthew. His hands were on his hips as he stood triumphantly, his eyes almost looked like he had just dumped a gallon of glitter in them.

Matt couldn't take his eyes off the detective, they were really cute in his opinion. They weren't the fittest, or the tallest, but damn, they sure were adorable. He had to get to know his small saviour.

Matt waltzed over to the detective and tapped their shoulder. They turn around and looked at him in awe, "Your Majesty!" They smile brightly at him, "It's a pleasure to meet you! I'm Detective Edward Gold, but you can call me Edd if you wish!" They sure were excitable. Matt chuckled, "It's nice to meet you, but please, call me Matt."

Edd and Matt were indulged in their conversation, Edd talked about many things. They all somehow didn't bore the Prince. At the castle his mother would tell him stories but he found them quite dull and boring, but Edd's stories made him want to lisen more.

"Oh! Oh! Do you like jokes?" They asked, eyes filled with glee. Matt smiled, "Mmhmm, I annoy my friend, and personal guard, Tord with them all the time."

They giggle loudly, Matt was about to die from their cuteness. Well, maybe he's over exaggerating. They take in a deep breath, "Okay, okay. Be prepared for your to be blown!" Matt muffled laugh by covering his mouth with his hand.

Edd cleared his throat, "Okay, what do you call an alligator in a vest?" Matt couldn't help but snigger, "I don't know Edd, what do you call an alligator in a vest?" He copied. Edd's face lit up, "An investigator!"

Edd bursted into a giggling fit and Matt also laughed.

Thompson looked at them and quirked a brow, "You two should just kiss already!" He yelled, a shit eating smirk forming on his face.

Matt and Edd's face flush a bright red, "O-oh geeze." Edd mumbled, their eyes traveling to the dirt below them and Matt.

His lips curled into a sly smile, "Well you heard the sheriff, if he wants us to kiss so bad then let's kiss." He swept Edd off their feet, quite literally, he planted a passionate kiss on their lips. Edd let out a muffled yelp, his face flushed an even brighter red of possible.

As they continued to kiss, Edd soon melted into the Prince's touch. His eyes shut and he let out a small, content, moan. The Prince smiled and parted his lips away from Edd's, "I know we just must and all, but how would you like staying in my castle for a few months or years? So we could get to know each other more?" They smile at the Prince's offer.

They knew they could've refused the offer but they think they're all ready head over heels for the Prince, "I-I would be delighted to Your Majesty."

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