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At Lunch
i pack my lunch and justin buys i sat alone till him and our group of friends sat down justin sat down next to me i opened my coke and took a sip then gave it to justin he gave me his orange juice we ate everything and drank everything
....at justins house i went home and got my bag then we all went to Justin's
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"do you have ibuprofen" i asked "why you on your period" chaz joked laughing
"no but you will be if you don't shut the fuck up" I snapped he was confused "she's gonna make you bleed from your Dick if you don't shut the fuck up" Justin handed me the ibuprofen and then some pop i swallowed them with the coke then set the can on the table
"Why is it called PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken!" Chaz joked laughing i was disgusted justin looked at me
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Chaz was talking shit about periods "hey chaz You know that periods are just things girls make up so they don't have to hook up with you, right?" I blurted his mouth dropped open "Ohhhh shit she just roasted your ass" justin was shocked
"okay In fact, I am PMS-ing. As in Please Move, Shitface." I smiled "Why don't midgets wear tampons?
They keep tripping on the strings." He joked " Yep, I'm in heat, and I still don't find you attractive" i roasted him "Ohhhh shit roasted again" justin smiled
"Justin's only nice to you when you're pmsing because he wants you to give him a blow job" he joked "thats not funny" justin snapped
I made a sex joke about chaz "and chaz The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait." I roasted him "see you don't mess with my monkey or you'll get payback" i snapped
"You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things" i roasted him "shit" Christian
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world." He joked
" I love my period—I get to spend tons of time in the school bathroom reading awful things about you on the stall walls!" I roasted him
"Hey justin Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong." He insulted "oh no you messed with monkey again" Ryan tells him
"Hey chaz You’re like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection." I roasted him again "shit that's what you get for messing with her monkey" Christian tells him
"Jade
Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?
She thought her maxi-Pad had wings!!" I gave him the death stare " I have an excuse to be a bloated biatch. What's yours?" I roasted him "shit jadde" Ryan says
"What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
"You are the wind beneath my wings . . . ." Chaz says "I'm going to barf. Not from cramps, from talking to you." I roasted him
"Three tampons are walking down the street - which one can you talk to?
None of them - they're all stuck up cunts!" Everyone looked at him shocked i started crying i ran away i ran upstairs and into Justin's room
Justin's pov
"You went to far with that" i told him "yeah bro that was way too far" Ryan tells him "is she even on her period" chaz asks "well she started crying at the last that joke so you can put two and two together" i explained "i was joking like she was" he informed "but what you said insulted her" i told him
I stood up and walked upstairs and into my room "go away" she snapped
"Its monkey" i told her she looked at me and stood up and walked over to me she wrapped her arms around my waist
Back to me I cried into his chest "don't cry this isn't the jade i know your tougher than this you know he didn't mean it" he explained to me I still cried someone grabbed
my arm and pulled me into them "stop crying i'm sorry i didnt mean it" a familiar voice said chaz i looked at him
"i'm sorry i didnt mean to make you cry it was supposed to be funny" he wipes my tears "your such an asshole" i snapped "i know" he told me i smiled
Next next I was wearing (pic above) i was sitting on my couch watching something when the door bell rang "its open" i screamed the door opened and justin comes into the room looking like he was in pain "hey monkey" i smiled "hey" i could tell something was bothering him he sat down on the couch next to me He groaned in pain
