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French for the number fourteen

Okay so my family had a New years eve party thing at our house and and I just got done cleaning the remnants of that party. Its almost February.

I found FUCKING HOT CHOCOLATE UNDER MY FUCKING BED

it was freaking full too!

Like you twig binch gonna freaking order some flipping hot chocolate and not even drink it

Like come on now

I could've drank that

I drank my entire hot chocolate and most of my cousins

Don't judge me

I'm just glad that I have a fast metabolism

Cause ooh guuurrlll

I eat a ten
Course meal ery  day






Cash me ousside how bow dah

If you know what that's from, I love you.



But I mean, the party wasn't that bad, I guess. I mean, I was on clean up crew because these stupid ass adults kept spilling their drinks, and my one year old sister got a taste of Bacardi

And somehow my bedroom became the coat closet

But it was alright cos afterwards all of the adults went out to the club and my two cousins and I were left to do whatever we wanted

( *・ω・)ノ

So

Long story short

We ended up smoking weed out of a Pepsi can

And mixing vodka and strawberry juice

Disclaimer: the only alcohol that actually tasted good was the red and white wine

Liquor taste like shit and chemicals.

We posted videos on Snapchat of us taking shots

It was Kewl

Will I do it again?

Maybe



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