Alphys: So I was looking at the demographics for the readership of this book.
AND APPARENTLY THERE ARE PEOPLE FROM THE PHILLIPINES? AND AUSTRALIA???
I'm so floored that people from other countries would like my shitty book ;-;
Mettaton: It means you're a worldwide success darling~
Alphys: Metta... I don't really think so...
Mettaton: If it's over three countries darling, I count it~
Alphys: Welp, okay then
Mettaton: By the way, how's Undyne?
Alphys: *Turns bright red and a little blood comes out her nose* Good...
Mettaton: Haven't done anything too, risque, have you?
Alphys: *Sweats nervously and looks away* N-No...
Mettaton: Well, it's not my place to judge! I'll see you later darling!~ *FUCKIN LEAVES*
Alphys: THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP???
Why Metta why...
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Alphys And Undyne's Diary
FanfictionJust a diary for what I do with Undyne. Daily experiences, funny little bits, and about the other books created by Aurumnangel (or Bethany). but edited or rewritten by me :D [THIS IS ME-BETHANY! I HAVE A SMALL HEADCANON I WANTED TO SHARE AS THE FIRS...