8. Defenestrate

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AN~ I've been doing my hair for four hours and I'm not even half way. So I decided to take a break. Pray for me...
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Defenestrate~ (v.)to throw someone or something out the window

Sanji pov

         "Here's some money for pizza." Zeffed said as he handed me two crisp twenties. Zoro and the others where coming over today to hang out, and Gin just texted me saying he was on his way. "Have fun."

        "Don't worry about me," I hugged, literally shoving him out the door. "it's not like I'm throwing a party. There isn't even alcohol here...yet."

         "What was that?"

         "Nothing you old geezer, relax."

         "I'm serious San~" I guess the door had a mind of its own because it was shut before he could finish his sentence. Magically convenient if you ask me.

         I toke one more sweep of the living room and kitchen. Everything was clean, while the video games were set up like I had been playing  for hours before they got here. All I needed now was to relax. Easy.

       Ding Dong.

       My feet zoomed to the door before my nerves had a chance to settle. I've never had so many real friends at the same time. I've never had more then one friend even come over.

     Don't get me wrong. At North Blue Highschool, I was popular enough, but I didn't consider anyone there my real friend, except Gin. Everyone just talked to me for the status quo of knowing the biggest flirt in school. I didn't really mind when a lady was the one taking advantage.

     "Oh, hey Gin, come in."

     "Why do you sound disappointed?" He chuckled awkwardly as he shuffled past me, taking his sneakers off. "Your not replacing your best friend?"

     "We've been together since kindergarten, relax."

      "We aren't together anymore though."

      "You live one neighborhood over. Stop the sappy stuff, or I'll defenestrate you."

      "That is the lamest thing I've heard in my life." Gin laughed causing his short hair to move slightly. "I don't even know what that means."

      "I thought it was cool." I teased before striking a body-builder pose. ",and it means to throw someone or something out a window."

      "You think everything you do is cool."

      "Touché." I replied before walking to the living room to turn on the Xbox.

"But, seriously bro, you word obsession has to stop."

"Yeah, yeah. What do you wanna play?"

      "Call of Duty: Black Ops?"

      "So I can kick your ass?"

      "As if!" He grinned before snatching the controller from my hand. He was really in for it now.

      "I'm player one!" I demanded as I reached for the controller. Gin was only a inch or two taller than me, but somehow his arms were monstrously long. "My house my rules."

"If you can pry it from my cold, dead hands." Gin laughed like a mad man as he began to edit the settings to his likely.

"Your a really headass." I grumbled as I stomped to open the door that just rang.

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