AN~ back to Zosan for some horomonal fun ;)
TBH this chapter has been done since Thursday...and chapter 15 is done
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Basorexia~ (n.)the overwhelming urge to kiss
Sanji pov
"YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE!" I screamed as my lead in Mortal Combat withered away. We were now tied 31:31.
"Whatever you say Curly Q." Zoro teased as I chucked the remote at his treetop. Our essays were due Monday, and we were working on the 'personal experience' part; you could say. Weirdly, we still hadn't gone back to the family question part. I hadn't brought it up, and the moss-for-brains probably forgot all about it.
It was supposed to be due the 2nd Monday of school, but Dr. Mihawk admitted to always having that fake dead line so students would actually work. The project wouldn't be due until the 12th Monday as stated in the syllabus.
The syllabus no one reads.
"Yes, that must be the Pizza!" I cheered as I raced to answer the ringing bell. Having friends was really delicious.
"I'm starvinggg." Zoro dragged his words slightly as he reached for the biggest slice, like always.
"While we are eating lets finsh up the packet." I stated before digging into my book bag. Zoro followed suit. "Okay, question three. Describe your family."
"Oh ok." Zoro shifted tensely before flipping his packet awkwardly. Question 3 was on the first page for God sake. How was he lost? They went in number order. "Well I have 2 dads and a little sister, Perona."
Zoro seemed to be staring at my forehead as I wrote down what he said. Was he waiting for a reply full of judgement? I didn't really know what to say or how to judge. I mean he has two dads, okay?
I have one dad.
"That's a pretty name, Perona." Zoro loudly snorted.
"If you ever try and hit on her, I'll cut off your balls."
"Depends, how old is she?"
"You're a real sick fuck. She's 14."
"How am I sick? I asked a question. I wouldn't date your sister dumbass. Even if I did, we are to years apart. When I'm 22 she'll be 20."
Zoro surprisingly threw his head back howling "When your 18, she'll be 16. That's stagitory rape." Zoro paused to drink the rest of his can before crushing it again this forehead. "My dad would kill you just like that."
I'd do anything for a lady, except be crush into human orange juice with pulp.
"Well, you already know my family. Including Scylla." I coped as she leap up on the counter. She always hid from Gin, but she seems to like Zoro.
Probably because he smelled so fishy. She began to purr as I tickled her soft chin. "Describe your dad."
"Um, which one?"
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