Mugiwara High (One Piece WA 2017)

9. Lagom

AN~ vodka + Gin&Zoro tension+ slick Nami= awkwardly blushing Sanji
Or something like that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sorey for late update I slept for 11hours after school. I'm serious :(
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Lagom~ (adj. Swedish) not to little, not to much; just right.

Zoro pov (because it's about to get juicy)

"The pizza is here!" Sanji chimed as he wobble in with four boxes.

"Here let me help." Gin smiled at him as Luffy raced to the breakfast bar. That peach-fuzzed troll wasn't slick. I knew he had a thing for the blonde.

I'm not saying I have a thing for the blonde

But

Gin is straight up ugly if we are being honest. Maybe, he would be a good match for Eggplant.

Who am I kidding? There is no way Gin actually like him. He just wanted to get in the blondes right pants. That's it. Subconsciously, I began muttering profanities as I put the controller down and walked into the kitchen.

I know I'm not entirely straight, but I've still got standards.

Tall, blonde, and whiny doesn't make the cut, sorry, yet as I approached the box of pepperoni I could feel a suggestive eyebrow wiggle radiate onto my skin. "What the fuck Nami?"

"Nnnothing." She dragged in dramatically. I knew it wasn't nothing. Nami always had a way of stirring the pot. Half the time she burned the soup. "Where are Franky and Brook? They should be here by now."

"They are busy."

"Mhmmmm."

"Okay." I sighed before dropping my voice to a low whisper, "I told them it was gonna be lame, and I was only going for the food."

"Well, Sanji does look like a snack." Nami teased causing Robin to giggle next to Gin. If she could hear it, Sanji could.

I didn't think it was possible to choke on air, but I did it. Or maybe it was all the self control I had left. Hard to tell. Even Luffy started choking on his soda before staring at Sanji hard.

"No he doesn't." He stated as he looked at Nami like she was blind and psychotic. The later was definitely true.

"Sometimes your a real dick." I grumbled as I shoved another slice in my mouth.

"You are what you eat."

"Your nasty."

"Don't look now, burnyou snack is coming over." She giggled as she hid her face behind her half eaten slice. Of course my dumbass turned around, just as Sanji reached over my to get another slice.

I was face to face with his armpit.

And it smelled great.

Fuck me.

"Oh, sorry, Zoro." Sanji stumbled back apologetically as he toke a bit of the fresh slice. At this point his lips were shiny with grease, all our faces probably were.