"I think your dad hates me" I say as the both of us lay on Alaska's bed. She just woke up with her eyes all red.
"Andddd why would you say that?" She says, touching the tip of my nose ever so gently, making a cute 'pop' sound.
God she's so cute.
"Well he said that I can't keep you happy because I told him that you're not eating dinner and he roasted me about my YouTube career." I say blankly. Staring into the ceiling of nothingness.
"Oh come on Tanner. He's just like that. I'm sure he likes you."
"He has this bitch resting face."
"I guess you can say where I got my bitch resting face from. Like literally in school, everyone thinks that I'm pissed at everyone, I probably am but THATS NOT THE POINT. I have this face okay, I'm not pissed at p--"
"SHHHHH..... Did you hear that?" I cut her off.
"Hear what Tanner?" She says, a bit annoyed.
"The sound of my heart beating just for you."
She stares at me for a second and rolls her eyes.
"Tanner you're so cheesy" her cheeks blushing.
She got up to change and shooed me away. Well I guess I'll just greet the rest of the family then. I got down to see Mr Sawyer and Mary eating breakfast.
Mmmmm bacon and eggs.
"Tanner! Come join us for breakfast!"
"Morning Mary and good morning Mr Sawyer." I give a little nod to him
We're now at the mall and Tanner just told me something regarding my birthday which is a month away from now.
"Okay. I'll tell you. But you have to give me a kiss on the cheek"
"Okay fine." I lean in to kiss him on the cheek and he turns his head, kissing his lips instead.
"TANNER!"
"Hahahhahahaha got you" he says
"Okay fine. Tell me!!"
"It's something you can hold on to when I'm not around"
Well I'll just have to ponder about it REAL HARD then.
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"So as you guys know, this is my girlfriend, Alaska"
"HELLLLOOOO FOX FAM!!!" I say to the camera in front of me.
"I saw Tanner Braungardt doing this and I was like WHY NOT???" So I'm going to be reading Alaska's Instagram comments"
"YASSSS LETS GO TANNER"
"These comments are from a picture of us at the beach, I'll put the picture right here"
Tanner gestures the air around him as I look through all the comments from the picture we took when Tanner took me on the beach date a few months ago. In the picture, we were holding close to each other, our foreheads touching as the sun sets behind us.
"This comment says 'I'm sorry Tanner, I really do love you and your videos but I'd SMASH HER REAL HARD'. Omg HAHAHAHAHAHHA" I say laughing at it and looking through the person's profile. He's just a 10 year old kid!
"'Alaska should drop Tanner for a real man' this comment has 23 likes like wtf?!!" Tanner says.
"Come on guys, to me, Tanner is already a man, MY MAN"
"Tanner hear this, 'ew omg you should just stop because you don't really love Tanner and you're just a bitch'." I stop for a second, stare into Tanner's eyes, look into the camera and just....
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
"What's so funny??" Tanner is giving me a confused face, looking at me and then to the camera.
"You really think that I don't love him do you? Does this answer your question?" I put my hand to Tanner's cheek so that he's facing me. I cup his face and kiss him deeply on his lips. His hands are on my waist now.
We're kissing for like 5 minutes? Well I don't think it's that long but it feels like five minutes.
"Oh baby girl"
"Promise me you'll cut that out" I say, blushing a little, looking at the floor.
"If I do, you won't be able to fire back at that girl"
"Well.... maybe just a few seconds of it"
"Do the outro Alaska"
"I hope you enjoy this video and I'll see you tomorrow" I cover the camera lens like Tanner always does.
"ALESSSSSSKAAAAAAA" I hear an all too familiar voice from downstairs.
I walk out my room and to the stairs.
It's him.
Hey there!!! So I was wondering whether I should make fan edits of Tanner? Let me know!! Blessing your day with an update~ :)
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