Bam.. he's a father..Bam

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-Wedding is over, girls back at the apartment-
*Amy walks through door*
A- Hey
Ma- Hey. How do you feel?
A- Shhhh! The guys don't know yet do they?
Ma- Joey doesn't know anything and Felix still thinks Signe's pregnant.
S- That's right he does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't offered to carry my bags or anything else. Man I feel bad for the women he ends up with.
*Marzia looks at Signe*
S- After you of course!
A- Don't worry I promise you'll only have to be pregnant for a couple more hours, cause I'm going to tell the father today.
Ma- Is it someone in this building?
S- Oh. Is it that tall guy from the 3rd floor?
A- Eww no.
S- What? I think he's cute?
A- Well than you have his baby.
S- Believe me I'm trying.
Ma- It's so crazy to think that your gonna tell this guy today.
A- Yeah I guess this is big news.
S- Big news? This guy is probably walking down the street thinking 'I slept with Amy Nelson I rock' then your gonna knock on his door and bam he's a father.
A- Well I mean only if he wants to be. I'm not gonna ask him for anything.
S- Well he still has a huge decision to make 'Do I wanna be a father or not' then bam.
Ma- What was that bam?
S- I don't know he gets hit by a bus.

At Central Perk (Amy and Signe)

A- Hey.
S- Hey What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be telling the father?
A- Well I don't think I can tell him at all now.
S- What? Why?
A- Well I don't know... Bam bam *smacks hands*
S- Amy you have to tell him. Just think of telling him like ripping off this bandaid *rips of bandaid* Oh Mother F-
A- *Looks weirdly at Signe*
S- See its that easy!
A- Ok I'll do it. I'll tell him.

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