Central Perk (Mark Amy & Signe)
S- So you guys excited for the baby?
A- Yup happy and healthy. And cute.
M- And Smart.
A- Popular
M- With an attitude towards science.
S- Are you guys talking about the same baby?
A- *Looks at Signe weirdly*
S- Have you come up with names yet?
A- Oh yea I have a whole bunch of ideas.
M- Really? Me too.
S- Me too!
A- Really?
S- Yea. If it's a girl, Phoebe and if it's a boy Phebo.
M- Maybe. It wouldn't hurt to have a backup. So Amy what were you thinking?
A- Okay um if it's a girl Sangrene. It's French.
M- Oh what a good name for a industrial sulvant.
A- Okay what were you thinking?
M- Okay it's for a boy. It's a little out there but Darwin.
A- Oh my god, our child will be beaten in the school yard.
S- Yeah by Sangrene.
M- You're just saying that cause I said no to your name.
A- I'm really not.
M- What about Ruth I like Ruth.
A- I'm sorry are we having an 89 year old?
S- Okay so how about you each get 5 vidos.
A- Okay. Rain
M- Vido
A- What why?
M- *Mimicking* Oh hi my names Rain I love the outdoors and my dress is made of weat.
A- Ugh.
M- Oh I know. How about Thatcher.
A- Mark why do you hate our child. Vido
S- Is it just me or does Vido sound kinda good?
Time skip to Mark & Amy at the hospital
M- I don't think you have a open mind about the name Ruth. I mean c'mon lil Ruthie Fischbach. How cute is that?
A- Oh my god I can practically hear the mosion tiles.
Doctor- All your tests look fine. Are you interested in knowing the gender?
M- No
A- But it's right in that folder? Boy or girl? Phoebe or Phebo?
Doctor- That's right. But if you guys don't wanna know.
M- No we wanna wait right?
A- Yea
Doctor- Oh I'll be right back. By the way I know it's not my place but please don't name your child Phebo.
A- *Doctor leaves* So which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?
M- Amy that's horrible. There all babies their all beautiful.
A- Third one from the left?
M- Yea why is it staring at me? *Amy starts opening folder* I think it knows I'm talking about it don't- Hey!
A- What!
M- Your looking!
A- I didn't.
M- I saw you!
A- Ok I did but I didn't see anything.
M- Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
A- Okay but Mark just listen to me I didn't-
M- No don't tell me I don't wanna know.
A- I couldn't even if I wanted to cause I don't know and I don't wanna know. It was just a momentary lapse.
M- "Momentary Lapse" don't you have any self control.
A- Okay a couple months late in the lecture Mark. *Holds Stomach*
At Central Perk (Mark & Amy)
A- Hey
M- Hi
A- You know what? I've been thinking about the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
M- Oh Amy. You don't know how much that means to me.
A- *Laughs*
M- Wait a minute you- you hated the name Ruth. Why'd you change your mind? Unless *Gasp* you did see the file you know it's a boy!
A- I didn't see anything. I actually changed my mind!
M- Oh I don't think so. You're just giving me Ruth so you'll get to name him when it's a boy. Then you'll swoop in and name him Jessie or Heath or Sacoya.
A- I would- Sacoya?
M- Vido
A- Fine!
M- Unless-
A- Ugh
M- Unless you anticipated I would figure all this out and it really is a girl. And you want her name to be Ruth. Well I'm not falling for that! Okay Ruth is off the table!
A- But Mark you WANT the name Ruth.
M- Not like this!
1 day later (Central Perk) (Mark & Amy)
M- Hello. Just got off the phone with the doctor. Now we BOTH know the sex of the baby.
A- What?
M- That's right the student has become the master.
A- Mark I swear I don't know.
M- Oh c'mon you know it's a girl.
A- What!?
M- You really didn't know.
A- We're having a girl?
M- No
A- *Gives Mark the 'Don't lie face'* That's what you just said.
M- No
A- You said girl.
M- Yes. I'm sorry.
A- I'm not were having a girl! Sometimes I can't believe it's with you but still! We're having a girl!
M- *Hugs Amy* You know what I'm putting Ruth back on the table!
A- Oh we will have a little baby Ru- *Looks sad*
M- Permission to Vido?
A- Yes please
