Amy & Ethan come home after their date
A- Tonight was really amazing.
E- I know right.
*Both sit on couch*
E- *Leans in to kiss Amy*
A- *Tries to kiss Ethan Back*
*Amy slaps Ethan*
E- Ow.
A- Oh sorry I don't know why I did that. Let's just continue.
E- ok.
*Attempt kiss*
*Amy slaps Ethan*
E- What is it?
A- I don't know!
E- Well you know what? Why don't we just move on to step two. *Smirks at Amy*
A- Ok
E- *Tries to pop off bra*
*Ethan can't do it*
A- Here I'll *Turns around*
*Ethan let's go of strap*
A- Ow!
E- Sorry!
*Amy rolls her eyes*
E- Ok! What the hell is this? A fucken sports bra?!
A- Hey! It's a comfort bra. Thank you very much!
E- I don't understand why I can't get it off. I always can! One time I just looked at one and it popped open!
A- Ugh.
The next day
A- Hey.
S- Hey.
A- I'm so confused.
S- What why?
A- Yesterday me and Ethan wanted to.. you know.
S- Uh Huh
A- And he couldn't even get my bra off.
S- Really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.
E- Hey.
A- Ethan? Let's go! *Pulls Ethan to their apartment*
E- What?
A- Ok let's go mister! *Takes off bra*
A/N- Btw her shirts still on
A- *Slams Ethan down on chair*
E- Woah!
A- Yeah you like that big boy?
E- Yeahh.
A- *Jumps on Ethan*
E- Ow! Ow!
A- What? What is it?!
E- I don't think I have genitals anymore.
A- Oh my god! I'm so sorry.
Time skip
A- Ethan what is up with us?
E- I don't know.
A- Well you know what? If we can't do it, that doesn't matter! We'll just be one of those couples who don't have sex.
E- Maybe it's a sign.
A- Maybe. I don't know.
E- Should we?
A- Should we what?
E- Break up?
A- Wow I-I don't know.
E- *Looks down* Me neither
A- *Lays her head on Ethan's shoulder*
