Doctor- Ok Amy your gonna be here for a while.
M- Ok thank you.
A- *Doctor leaves* Well looks like we have some time to kill.
M- Yea so... oh *Looks at Leg holders for labor*
*Gets on bed, and into the leg things* Never been in one of these before.
A- Well it looks great. *Sarcastically*
M- *Laughs*
*A Couple comes in*
M- Oh my god. *Jumps off bed* Hello I'm Mark I'm here to ruin your magical day. *Nervous Laughter*
Cameron- Oh no that's fine.
Angela- Hi I'm Angela. This is my husband Cam. Is this your first?
A- Yes.
Bitty- Well little Jamie here is our 3rd. So if you have any questions just holler.
A- Oh ok thanks.
M- Oh sorry I didn't shut these before- *Grabs curtain*
Cameron- Oh no it's ok.
Bitty- Oh trust me we're gonna share EVERYTHING and I think this'll be fun.
Cameron- *Pulls out phone* Smile!
M & A- Oh no no-
*Cameron takes picture*
A- Oh oh thanks.
*Amy and Bitty both have contractions*
A- Ow.
Bitty- *Laughs*
Time Skip cuz I'm lazyyyy af
Cameron- I'm sorry the doctor insisted I close the curtains for the exam.
A- Oh that's really very ok.
Cameron- Bitty's servix is dilated 7 centimeters. That's about 4 fingers. Doctor let me feel it myself.
Bitty- Have you felt Amy's servix yet Mark?
A- No no I really don't think we need to do that.
Bitty- Well if you like you can feel Amy's than feel mine to compare.
M- *Looks in distance*
Marks Mom- Am I interrupting?
M- Oh yes thank you. *Gets up*
A- Oh wait-
M- Uh later *Walks*
A- No Mark you can't leave me here with them.
M- Oh um I'm sorry. *Speed walks out*
A- Mark. Mark! Mark! My child has no father!
Convo between Mark and his mom
M- Hi. I'm happy your here but it's gonna be a while. You should've called first.
Mom- Oh that's ok I'm coming back later with your brother.
M- Oh ok.
Mom- I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.
M- What's up?
Mom- I have something to give you. Assuming that you want it. *Holds up ring*
M- Ma, your asking me to marry you?
Mom- This is your grandmothers wedding ring. I want you to give it to Amy.
M- Mom no.
Mom- Just here me out-
M- No I told you were not going to get married just cause she's pregnant.
Mom- Seriously Mark this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and..., humped.
M- Ugh
Mom- A child deserves a family.
M- Ma no I can't deal with this right now.
Mom- Just think about it, if you don't I'll talk more about humping.
M- Give me *Grabs ring*
A- *Walks out of room* Oh hi.
Mom- Hi dear.
A- Thank you so much for coming. *Laughs* Mark get in here.
Convo with Mark, Signe, Marzia, Felix & Jack
M- She dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Amy.
S- Oh. Why aren't you with Amy?
M- Are you serious?
S- I mean c'mon Mark.
M- I can't deal with this right now I gotta go have a baby.
S- Uh huh. *Sarcastically* With who now?
M- *Sighs and walks away*
E- I don't get why he doesn't wanna be with Amy.
Ma- I know.
E- I know she turned me down but if she said yes I would hold her in my arms and-
*Everyone looks at Ethan*
E- Wow I haven't made you guys uncomfortable in a long time. *Nervous Laugh*
Back in labor room (Amy & Mark)
M- Hey. Who are they? *Points to other bed*
A- New People.
M- What happened to the Disgustingtons?
A- There having their baby. It's not fair Mark I got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not after giving me a nice juicy shot of lil' Jamie just crowning away.
M- Oh sorry.
A- Ugh yea.
M- How are the new people?
A- Well they have some unusual 'pet names' for each other. Like 'Evil Bitch' and um 'Sick Bastard'
M- Oh.
A- *Contraction pain*
Marcy- Are you looking at her?
Kale- No.
Marcy- She's in labor. You like that you sick son of a bitch?!
Kale- Honey I swear I wasn't looking at her!
M- *Goes to shut curtains* Um-
Marcy- See it's because you were looking you fat pervert!
Kale- Ugh.
M- No no. I'm sure no one was looking, just want some privacy. *Closes curtains*
Marcy- Ya miss ya girlfriend?
M- *Goes over to Amy* Just ignore them.
A- Yea ok. *Fixes blanket, Kale looks at her* Um M-Mark??
M- Yea? What?
A- He's looking at me.
M- *Turns around and walks over to Kale* Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
Marcy- Don't you talk to my husband like that ya stupid bastard!
