In Marks Apartment
M- Hi Bella! You're such a cutie. You have big beautiful eyes, pretty hair and a little baby butt.
*Cute baby noise*
M- I like big butts. *Laughs*
*Starts Singing*
M- "I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can deny-"
*Cute little baby laugh*
M- Oh my god, Bella! You're laughing! Oh Wanna hear some more?
M- "When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!"
*Baby laugh*
M- *Gasp* I am a terrible father.
Amy walks in
A- I love my job! It has the most amazing food ever!
M- Hey. Bella just laughed.
A- What? And I missed it! Cause of that dumb job!
M- It was kinda like a high pitched laugh. *Attempts to mimic Bella*
A- *Looks at Mark weirdly*
M- Only not weird.
A- Well what'd you do to make her laugh?
M- Well I sang, actually I rapped, 'Baby Got Back'
A- What?
M- *Shrugs*
A- You sang to our baby daughter a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses!
M- Well if you think about it, it provides a good body image. Because people with giant asses or "Juicy Doubles"-
A- Ugh.
M- Please don't take her away from me.
The next day (Amy & Bella)
A- Bella please laugh for mommy
*Cute baby noise*
A- So is it songs? Or just rap in general? Cause mommy can rap.
*Baby Noise*
A- Ok. *Starts Rapping* My name is mommy and to all the kids- Oh screw it I can't rap!
*Looks at Bella* Ok. Ok I'll sing it, but it's only because I love you and I know your not gonna tell anybody.
*Breaths deeply*
A- I....like big butts and I cannot lie. Your other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with-
*Baby Laughs*
A- Oh my god. *Sings* I like big butts and I cannot lie!
*Baby Laugh*
A- Oh yay! Bella your laughing! *Picks up baby* Oh come here you little weirdo!
M- Hey.
A- Hi! You missed it. Bella Laughed!
M- Awe. What'd you do to make her laugh?
A- Oh uh you know? Itsy bitsy spider-
M- You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
A- Well that girls all about the ass!
Later in the day
*Mark and Amy Singing to Bella*
A- One more time from the top!
M- *Turns around to see everyone*
A- I like big- *Turns around* Oh no.
M- Amy! That's so inappropriate!
A- *Gasps*
