At the coffee house. Signe and Amy.
S- Hey have you told your dad your pregnant yet?
A- No.
S- Why?
A- I'm nervous about how he'll react.
S- Amy you have to tell him.
A- Ugh Fine. *picks up phone, calls dad* Hi dad!
Frank- Hello Sweetheart. What's up.
A- Well I was wondering if you would want to go to lunch tomorrow. We haven't talked in a while.
Frank- Oh sure. I'll see you tomorrow at 12.
A- Ok.... me and Signe will see you there!
*hangs up*
S- What the hell! Why'd you drag me into it!
A- If im going down your going down with me.
At The Diner
Frank- How 'bout I order everyone the maraca chicken.
S- Oh um I don't eat meat.
Frank- It's chicken.
S- Yea I don't eat that either.
Frank- I'll never understand you lesbians.
*looks at Amy, shocked*
Frank- So sweetie what's new with you?
A- Um actually I-
WAITER- Your 74 wine sir?
Frank- 74? I ordered 75, the 74 is sewage. Why would you bring me sewage?
WAITOR- Um-
Frank- Is that a hard question? Are you stupid, and that's why your a waiter?
WAITOR- This is why I told the manager I wouldn't wait on you tonight. *walks away in tears*
Frank- Oh c'mon don't be such a baby. *goes after waiter*
A- In case you couldn't tell that is a scary man. This was such a mistake I can't tell him I can't.
S- Amy?!
A- Here's what I'll do. I'll wait a couple years then the baby will tell him.
S- What so he can get mad at the baby?!
A- Hey that is the baby's problem.
S- *gives Amy weird look*
A- ok I'll tell him
*Frank comes back*
A- Oh how was everything with the waiter?
Frank- I don't know I went to the bathroom. So sweetie you were beginning to tell me, what's up with you?
A- I-I I got tebo.
Frank- What's Tebo?
S- It's slang for pregnant!
A- Signe!
Frank- Is it true? Are you really pregnant?
A- Well yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it all up yeah.
Frank- Who's the father? Oh no don't tell me it's her. *Points to Signe*
A- No it's Mark! You like Mark.
Frank- *shrugs*
A- Oh daddy I hope your ok with this, I mean think about it. This is your first grandchild! Your gonna be a Papi!
Frank- That's true. I'm gonna be a papi! *tears up* So when's the wedding?
A- *Coughs* The Who?
Frank- The wedding. Young lady don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchilds gonna be a bastard!
A- Um-
Frank- Amy Karen Nelson Tell me there's gonna be a wedding!
A- September 29th!
S- *gasp* (frank leaves the room)
S- Sorry I can't make it to your imaginary wedding. But I'm really busy that day. Yeah I have a unicorn baptism and a Leprechaun barmitsfa.
A- Ok. I get it.
S- You have to tell him there's no wedding.
A- Here he comes. Your right, I'm gonna tell him I'm gonna be strong.
Frank- I've talked to a couple friends.
A- Yea?
Frank- I can book the Plaza on short notice.
A- *gasp* The Plaza! Oh daddy!
S- *Looks at Amy*
A- Oh right. Um daddy? There's not going to be a wedding.
Frank- What!
A- Oh daddy please don't yell.
Frank- What do you mean there's no wedding! Is it because that punk Mark won't marry you!
A- Yes. He says I'm unstable.
S- *Gasps*
45 minutes later
A- Daddy?
Frank- What honey?
A- Mark didn't call me unstable. There really is no wedding though.
Frank- Your having a baby!! Your getting married!
A- I'm old enough to make my own decisions! There won't be a wedding and that's final!
Frank- *Gets up* No Wedding? No Grandpa.
A- Fine. If that's what you want but just remember it's MY life not yours.
Frank- *Gets coat and walks out*
A- Well, I just lost my dad. *Starts Crying softly*
S- Oh Amy *Goes and hugs her* it's gonna be ok.
A- I know. I know everything's gonna be ok. *Smiles*
