Amy is living with Jack.
J- Hey Amy tomorrow is it ok if my big sister Maria takes some fashion advise from ya?
A- Oh yeah sure.
The next day.
J- Hey Amy this is Maria.
A- Hey.
Maria- Hi!
J- Alright I gotta go. I'll leave you two girls alone.
A& Maria- Ok Bye.
A- Ok so what are you into? Natural clothes or-
Maria- I'm not really here for fashion I'm pregnant and I know you are to. I need help.
A- O-ok
Minutes of silence, Jack comes home.
J- Hey girls!
A- *whispers* tell him.
Maria- *Nods* Um Jack I have something to tell you.
J- What?
Maria- I'm pregnant.
J- What?! With who's baby?!
Maria- His name is Bobby.
J- Bobby! Bobby! *Runs out of apartment*
Half an hour later
Maria- *Reading Pregnancy book* Aren't you worried that when your walkin' your baby will just slip out?
A- What collage did you go to Maria?
J- *Runs into apartment holding Bobby*
Maria- Bobby?!
Bobby- Hi Maria!
J- *Pulls Maria next to bobby* Dearly beloved today we are celebrating the marriage of-
A- Jack this is insane!
J- Don't inturupe me when I'm talking to God! Do you Maria take-
Maria- No!
J- Oh you'll take him.
Maria- No I won't!
J- Hey you don't get a say in this!
Maria- Yes I do!
J- ok and do you Bobby-
A- Ok Jack stop this! This is not legal. And Bobby only has one shoe.
Bobby- Yea he took the other one off and beat me with it!
J- Well still! They were stupid enough to get knocked up.
A- Hey! Contraceptives are not always effective!
Maria- Your not gonna make me get married.
J- Maria. You're gonna ruin your life!
A- Hey I'm pregnant. Am I ruining my life?
J- No, no Amy. You're different.
Maria- How the hell are we different?
J- One pregnant women at a time please!
Maria- Jack look I'm terrified about this. But I want this baby to have his Uncle Jack. Can it have its Uncle Jack?
J- Of course it'll have its uncle Jack! *Hugs Maria*
A- *Bobby tries to hug Amy* What the hell is wrong with you?
