At The Doctors (first ultrasound)
Nurse- Hi Amy, you comfortable?
A- If I said I was would you judge me?
Nurse- The doctor will be in, in a minute to do your sonogram.
A- Ok *nurse leaves* seriously do they sell these at pottery barn.
M- *walks in* Hi
A- Hi
M- I think we should talk.
A- R-Right now cause I kinda got a Alfresco situation going on here.
M- Please. I just want to apologize about today-
A- Ok Mark that's great but can you stay near my head.
M- Oh yeah. I was thinking about myself when I should've been thinking about-
A- Head Mark! Head Mark! Head Mark!
M- I want you to know I'm gonna be there. Doctors appointments, Classes, Baby proving the apartment. All though we'll probably worry about that after we get married.
A- Married?!
M- Yeah I think we should get married.
A- Cause that's your answer to everything?
M- No cause it's the right thing to do.
A- Yeah maybe, if your in love. But Mark were not in love are we?
M- No. but still I mean you can't possibly do this on your own.
A- Excuse me?
M- C'mon Amy. You can't even eat alone in a restaurant.
A- What!
M- I'm just saying if you can't eat by yourself then how are you gonna have a baby by yourself.
A- I can to eat by myself.
M- When have you ever?
A- When certain people leave the table and I'm not finished!
M- Oh please it takes you two hours to finish a bowl of soup.
A- Oh please you inhale your food.
M- I grew up with Thomas. You didn't eat fast you didn't eat!
Doctor- Am I interrupting?
A- Oh no this is Mark he is the father.
M- But not the husband because evidently she can do this alone.
Doctor- Nice to meet you I'll get started.
M- I don't know why you can't admit that you need me.
A- I do need you I need you to stay near my head!!
Doctor- Ok here's your uterus and there is your baby.
M- Wow
A- Wow there it is I see it.
Doctor- I'll give you guys a minute.
M- Thank you. *Amy starts crying* Pretty amazing huh?
A- I can't see it. *Crying*
M- You just said you could.
A- I know I lied I didn't want her to think I was a horrible mother I can't even see my own baby!
M- Sure you can. See it's right there.
A- Oh. It's beautiful. I see it now.
M- Do you really?
A- No I don't see it!
M- Ok you see this thing that looks like a peanut?
A- Yea
M- That's it.
A- That's It? Well I saw that. *laughs* oh thank you.
M- No Problem.
A- Wow I can't believe that's our baby.
M- That's our baby.
