Zombie Apocalypse/Mashton

part seven

Ashton's pov

I honestly have no idea what has come over Michael, it's like he got high or something but he didn't even have anything! confusing thoughts rushed to my head and worry as I kept walking, I wanted to go back to him but I thought it would be best if he had time to himself to calm down. I felt someone tap my shoulder so I turned around and faced whoever it would be. It was a woman, not the best looking, or nice smelling..but hey who am I to judge? "don't worry, your son is only stoned from the akoprick fumes. Everyone's doing it! you should sniff it! it gets you higher than the sky!" "um..he's not my son and no thanks" she didn't say anything, just stare. It was disturbing "um..bye" I said and walked away.

 "oH sorry! I'm Alma by the way!" she said and stood in front of me "what do you want?" "I'll do anything to get you to stay!" she said and before I knew it,pulled up her dress. Showing her..vagina. my eyes went wide "I er erm..no thanks" I said and quickly tried to get away. She then held onto my arm and lifted up her dress more. to reveal                                                                           A dick                                                                                                                                                                                         A fucking dick!                                                                                                                                                                    "what about this?? although being gay is a sin..so I better put this down" she said and pulled her dress down, thank god. Wait what? "okay first what the fuck?? and second what do you mean by being gay is a sin?" "I was born with both! lucky right?! and yes it is, but I can have sex with both because technically I am both genders" "oH nice?..but er be serious now..being gay is not a sin" "right! although having sex with a women you have to bang hard and quick and with the dick before it gets too horny and before the pussy gets too wet. oH and it is here, didn't you hear about those lesbians getting chucked out for holding hands?" "wait wait wait! are you serious??" I asked, shocked and horrified to what I was hearing "yes I'm serious! the pussy can get like a ocean! one time I was having sex with this chick called Umicha or whatever her name was and fucked her real slow. My pussy got drenched!! for reals!! I had to shove a towel up there for thirty seconds!!" "yeah um..that is not what I was on about..I meant about the lesbians" "well I think my wet pussy is more interesting to talk about but anyways two days ago these two women were caught holding hands and they were forced to leave. it's disgusting and a sin!" "oH um..well yeah that is disgusting" I lied "I'm gonna go now..but it was er erm..nice to meet you" I said and slowly backed away "um bye" I blurted and ran back to Michael, well at least tried too. She grabbed onto me, preventing me to get any further "wait wait! wanna fuck in the corner? my pussy is getting wet just looking at you! although I would check on your son, he looks so fucked up from those fumes!!" I started to panic and feel my chest get tighter because what the fuck is going on?? I pushed her onto the floor "get the fuck off me you crazy horny bitch!" "oH you wanna do it on the floor?" she asked while on the floor and started to leak under her dress "you need fucking help!" I said and sprinted away from, whatever the hell that was.

I ran up to Michael who luckily looked like he was sober again "gosh Ashton I don't know what came over me the-wait..what the fuck is wrong with you??" he asked, noticing my panicked state "it's fine it's fine!" I said and focused on trying to catch my breath and steady down my breathing "t-the weird thing or lady?? man?? with the dick and vagina! who would just not stop asking f-for sex! a-and t-then the lesbians! BOOM gone! but nooo all the fumes! sins-well no!basically! " I said, it all coming out a complete mess and feeling a slapping, burning feeling on my cheek "calm down! and sit down! let's take things slowly!" "ow! don't fucking slap me!" I said and rubbed my cheek "I'm sorry..I didn't know how to calm you down..please just sit next to me" "I can't calm down after w-what had just happened!" "wanna go back to the cabin? or talk here?" he asked. I gave no verbal reply but walked to the cabin with Michael following.