Naruto the Flying Thunder God

Graduation of the Flying Thundergod

Naruto was bored. All that training, for it to be used on the substitution, transformation, and clone jutsu... what a waste. He performed all three easily and went back to sit down.

Finally, he decided to take a cue from Shikamaru and take a nap.

When he woke up he found that everyone had passed except a couple of civilian children. "Come back here tomorrow for your team assignments."
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"No point in not getting a little training done." Naruto yawned as he caught up to Hinata. "Hey Hinata-chan. Wanna do some training?"

She smiled sadly. "Sorry Naruto-kun, father wants to work with me on clan techniques."

Naruto nodded. "Alright, I'll see you tomorrow."

Then he felt eyes on his back.

"I can't believe they let him pass."

"What was Hokage-sama thinking?"

"It's just bidding it's time til it's strong enough to finish what it started..."

Naruto glared at the ground, then smirked as an idea hit him. He was a genin now, and no longer bound by his promise. "Hey everyone, wanna see a trick?"

When everyone looked at him, whether or not out of curiosity or hatred he didn't care. "Bye." Then he vanished in a flicker of yellow light.

Even from his house he felt like he could hear the jaws of the civilians hitting the ground.
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Naruto blinked. Then looked around his clock. "Shit!"

He jumped up, scrambling to get ready, only pausing to eat, then immediately stopped. "Oh wait..."

There was a flash of yellow light and he was gone.
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"Team seven is Sasuke Uchiha, Hinata Hyuuga, and-"

At that moment, Naruto appeared on Hinata's desk in a crouch. ""-...and Naruto Uzumaki. Your sensei will be Kakashi Hatake." Iruka looked at Naruto with a small smirk. This kid is going places... literally.

"Cool, so where is he?" Naruto asked sitting in his chair.

Iruka, knowing Kakashi's reputation for being late, replied. "He'll probably be running a bit late."

Naruto nodded. For him this was like the ultimate torture. Imagine you could teleport and move faster than anyone else, now imagine having to wait on someone...

_______Two Hours Later___________

"Naruto-kun, stop fidgeting so much. He'll be here in a minute." Hinata said, trying to help her crush.

Naruto, by nature, was energetic. People with large amounts of chakra usually were, but the ninetail's chakra that leaked from the seal turned that factor up to eleven on some days.

Naruto stood. "That's it I'm-"

"Yo, is this team seven?" A silver haired man poked his head through the door.

Naruto glared openly. "You'd better have a good excuse for being so late..."

"Well you see I was on my way here, when a black cat crossed my path and I didn't want to be cursed with bad luck so I turned back and took a longer route.... Then I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi smiled beneath his mask as Naruto tried charging.

Hinata and Sasuke caught Naruto before he could reach the jonin, Naruto yelling all the while. "I'm gonna kill him! Lemme kill him!"
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"Alright, now that we're all calm." "MMMMRGGH!!!" "- We can get to know each other. Hinata would you care to start?" Kakashi ignored Naruto's muddled curses.

Hinata nodded. "I'm Hinata Hyuuga. I'm proficient in the jyuuken and I like to press flowers and.... A certain person. I dislike those who treat others poorly. My dream-" she blushed as she pictured herself and Naruto getting married, having babies, teaching their children.

Kakashi sighed as Hinata stared at her hands daydreaming. "Alright Uchiha, your turn."

"Sasuke Uchiha. I use the intercepting fist and several fire type ninjutsu. I don't really like anything and I dislike too much to just list. My dream... is to become the first Uchiha Hokage." Sasuke interlocked his fingers and tried to look imposing, even though his left arm brace was missing.

"Mrrrgh, iwwaangh aalk!" Naruto yelled.

Kakashi shrugged. "Hinata, I think he's done freaking out. You can take off his gag." He had tied Naruto up with ninja wire and gagged him with Sasuke's bracer.

Naruto spit. "Eeeeew! Ugh that's nasty! Sasuke have you ever washed that thing?!?!"

Sasuke ignored him as Naruto continued. "I'm Naruto. I don't really have a style, just a variety of moves Itachi-sensei taught me and combining them with hiraishin. I like training and ramen. I don't like stupid late sensei who the me up! Also I will be the Hokage!"

"Great. Meet me at training ground seven tomorrow for your real genin test. Also don't eat breakfast unless you wanna throw up." Then he waved and vanished.

After a few moments Naruto yelled out. "Fuck you, I'm eating breakfast!"