Naruto cursed and fiddled with his pencil. Ibiki had given them a freaking written test!
While he was by no means stupid, these questions were way too hard for him. Then he noticed people were cheating, literally everyone except people who looked a bit old to be applying to be chunin for the first time... they're plants... they want us to cheat. How can I cheat?
Then he remembered the rules. If you get caught cheating a certain amount of times, you lose, so I really just have to make what I do count? Or... go big or go home.
Naruto fathered chakra, weaving it into the clone technique without handsigns to make it harder and use more chakra, genes more smoke when they explode. Then before he released the technique he threw the pattern for transformation into it too, hoping that without handsigns he could use two simple jutsu.
There was a massive blast of white smoke and Naruto moved, teleporting a few seats ahead in the smoke and switching his blank paper for a nearly completed one, and then teleported back to his seat before the smoke cleared.
Once the smoke cleared there were two dozen fat, ugly, misshapen, and incorrectly colored versions of Ibiki.
The entire room burst out laughing when the fattest Ibiki clone hugged the real Ibiki and said 'Daddy!'
Ibiki lost his temper and punched the clones all himself, then glared at the class, "As clever as that was...do NOT do that again..." Ibiki's glare seemed to harden, as if he knew it was Naruto.
(The rest of the test is the same as canon and we are jumping to the forest)"Naruto!" Hinata grabbed Naruto by the back of his jacket and yanked him back, saving him from the Kumasi that imbed itself into the tree where his head had been.
Naruto took up a fighting stance next to his teammates as three Benin stepped out of their camouflage, all wearing Leaf headbands.
"Ryuchi, Daisake, Kata... what are you doing? We're from the same village, we're family." Sasuke called out, readying himself for a fight.
All of their sharingan were active and Sasuke activated his to match them.
Daisake crosses his arms, "Your brother is a traitor to the Uchiha... he's revealed plans that have been kept a secret for a long time."
Ryuchi, a twin of Daisake, drew a handful of shuriken and Naruto watched as the metal turned orange with heat.
Kata, the female, had long black hair in a ponytail and her hands were in the seal for a large fire style jutsu.
"We need to know if you're with the family, or against it, cousin." Ryuchi spoke that time, Kata nodded in affirmation.
Hinata glanced nervously between the four Uchiha, then Naruto stepped forward.
"Alright, imma need you guys to leave. You're Sasuke's family, so I'd rather not stick my sandals up your ass." He said, Hinata shook herself and steeled her resolve. If Naruto was willing to fight, how could she not do the same?
Kata scoffed at him, "As if you matter, Demon."
Daisake held a hand up to stop her, "Dont pick a fight with him, he has the Hiraishin, the nine tails power, and he's studied under both Itachi and Jiraiya of the Sanin, he's above you."
"By that time of voice, I can tell you think you can beat me, Uchiha. Your ego is even bigger than Sasuke's hair." Naruto said, getting a grin from Daisake.
Sasuke cursed, "Fuck you, Naruto."
"Luckily we get to test our theory now." Daisake dropped low, then his sharingan eyes started spinning and morphed into the Mangekyo sharingan.
Suddenly the teens heard an alarm go off in the village and the sounds of explosions.
Daisake rocketed forward, too fast for a normal genin to react.
Naruto was not a normal genin.
Naruto jumped backwards, reaching into his pouch and hurling a shuriken at Daisake, only for it to pass through like he wasn't there.
Illusion? Then where-? Naruto's breath was knocked from his body as the 'illusion' punched him in the gut and sent him flying into the tree behind him. Before he put a dent in the tree with his back, he teleported behind Daisake and used the momentum from Daisake's punch to grab him and hurl him into the ground, but he ghosted through the ground and cane up behind Naruto and put him in a head lock.
"How-?" Naruto choked, struggling against the hold.
Daisake smirked, "My Sharingan allows me to use the black fire of Amaterasu, travel long distances through visual based teleportation and travel freely back and forth to my very own pocket dimension, and control the armor of the god Suzanoo. We are Fugaku's secret weapon, bred from the strongest sharingan users. Ryuchi can use his sharingan to augment his fire nature beyond normal, and Kata is a master of both fire release and taijutsu."
"Thanks for telling us all your strengths." Naruto threw his body upward, and his leg shot back towards Daisake's face, making him turn intangible and jump back.
Naruto cricked his neck as Sasuke put a hand on his shoulder, "That alarm in the vision means someone is invading..."
"Pretty sure it's more like a civil war for Konoha." Naruto replied, a blade of wind appearing over his hand. "Alright you bastards, ima poke all you bitches in the eyes!"
Hinata charged Kata, throwing a fast strike to the Uchiha girl's arm that interrupted the chakra for the jutsu, but she wasn't done. Kata spun and kicked Hinata away and Naruto teleported to grab her and then in a flash they were next to Sasuke again, "Not bad Hina-Chan, but we gotta play this smart."
"The blonde dumbass is right, they are too strong to fight together without a plan." Sasuke told them, getting ready to use the training Guy had given him.
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Naruto the Flying Thunder God
FanficWhat if Naruto were smarter? What if his father's jutsu, the Hiraishin, we're a bloodline limit passed through the Namikaze clan but no one knew because of the trip tri-kunai that Minato had used? What if Sasuke weren't quite such an ass? What if th...