Your mammas so fat, she doesn't even need a social media acount. She's already world wide.
Person: *makes a really lame, stupid joke*
Me: come Here.......... (guides person to empty room) this is a room full of people who find you funny.
Person: it's empty....
Me: exactly.
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Roses are red, violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What happened to you?
Is you refrigerator running?
If so, I'd vote for it.
Person rolls their eyes
Me: yeah, you keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there
My brothers bakery burnt down.
His business is toast.
Would you like a side dish of epic with that fail?
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
its OK to lose your shit sometimes, because if you keep your shit, you end up full of shit then you'll explode and there'll be shit everywhere. it'll be a shit storm and nobody wants that.
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Memes and Teenager Things
RandomJust some amazing comebacks, Jokes, Movie References, etc., I've heard over the year. Some I've made up, but others I give credit to. #5 in movie Quotes 7/29/18
