Memes and Teenager Things

Part 11

Imagine a world where mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Your childhood ends when you realize taking a nap is a reward instead of a punishment

With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next pizza.

My plan
1. Have kids
2. Make them watch the movie '2012'
3. Tell them that I survived

It's very hard to picture a hamster in the wild.

Maybe when dogs lick us so much, it's because they know there is bone under the skin.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he with disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno. Dose......poof!" He disappeared without a tres.

One time I got a sample from the tea store at the mall and when I was walking away the guy said 'tea you later' and his coworker smacked him.

People who take care of chickens are literally chucked tenders.

At my schools vending machine:
*caution*
This machine takes your money and gives you nothing in return.
Some one then taped on:
*just like my ex*
♥️... it happened at my school, however I didn't come up with it.

What kind of bagels make the best aircraft?
- plain

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Burt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've put it on aloha temperature.

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap

Man, I wanna go to bora bora. Unfortunately I'm Pora pora.