-My dad just called and said: I see you, last one to papas pizzas looses.
-He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I'm dying because he's gonna get a ticket and I'm gonna win.
-Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a police escort to papas pizza.
I'm so done.
Nobody is perfect 😶
But my crush is perfect 🤔
So my crush is nobody 😧
Nobody loves me...😕
My crush loves me! 🤪♥️😍
I'm seriously concerned for how my friends are going to act at my wedding one day.
A message to my best friend over winter break: I miss overeating with u
Current mood: need money
I could never let anyone go through my camera roll, there are too many weird screenshots and saved photos that I have no valid explanation for.
No money November is going absolutely fantastic right now
You can always retake a class, but you can't always relive a party
When you know your being annoying AF but you don't care because you are finding yourself way too hilarious
Me and my best friend after doing something stupid together:
You're the best bad influencer ever!
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YOU ARE READING
Memes and Teenager Things
RandomJust some amazing comebacks, Jokes, Movie References, etc., I've heard over the year. Some I've made up, but others I give credit to. #5 in movie Quotes 7/29/18
