"You support gay rights so you must be gay"
I support animal rights do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
Yawns are just silent screams for coffee
"I'll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of "I'm telling my mom"
Carrot cake is a success story of how a vegetable became a desert.
Weirdo on the subway: glasses are so unattractive.
Me: we just tryna see
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The voice I hear in my head is an exceptionally good singer.
Who in their right mind decides their thirsty, and drinks a cup of MILK.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?
Person: name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom
Me: getting a full 8 hours of sleep.
Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything.
Me a nerd? Haha no. I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonald's with you in the future.
Me in class today: you sir are the human version of period cramps.
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Memes and Teenager Things
RastgeleJust some amazing comebacks, Jokes, Movie References, etc., I've heard over the year. Some I've made up, but others I give credit to. #5 in movie Quotes 7/29/18
