Person: eeww! Your so ugly!
Me: Really? Good! I was trying to look like you today.
Person: why do people read? Its so stupid.
Me: I don't know. Why breathe air when your gonna die anyway.
Don't worry. Your not fat, your just fluffy.
Person: Did you do your homework ocer the weekend?
Me: Do you want the honest awnser, or the less honest awnser?
Ok, so I was on a bus over spring break and the driver had made a really unexpected fast break. A girl wasn't wearing her seatbelt and went flying to fhe front. A guy caught her and said," Oh, look at that. I guess your falling for me."
BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER!!!!
Honestly, I wouldve married him on the spot.
Hey! I just got an idea that you could do requests, and I would put them in the book with the chapter dedicated to the one who reqested them. Thanks! I love you all!!!!
-Abbie
YOU ARE READING
Memes and Teenager Things
RandomJust some amazing comebacks, Jokes, Movie References, etc., I've heard over the year. Some I've made up, but others I give credit to. #5 in movie Quotes 7/29/18
