Memes and Teenager Things

Part 6

Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

You correct my English? I correct your face!

I'd kick you in the balls if you had any.

If Justin Timberlake had a cereal what would it be called?
Timber flakes

Don't assume that because I'm angry I'm on my period. Because it is just annoying and tonight when you are sleeping I will just assume you are dead and bury you in the back yard.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,950,000 miles away from me.

You inspire my inner serial killer

I'd ask you out on a date, but I don't like taking the trash out.

American kid: your from UK? Do you have tea with the queen?
British kid: did you go to McDonald's with Obama?

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Burnee: this song is so old
Burner: so Is your mom but you still listen to her.

Ex: you'll never find anyone like me
Me: that's the point.

Did you hear about that angry pancake?
He flipped.

Mom: when are you going to get me a grandchild?
Me: *hands her a puppy*

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and that makes you sad.