Run Forest! RUN!!!!
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it in about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but, right before, i turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered "hail Satan" as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head, he had to go home for the rest of the day.
- if opposites attract why aren't hot people attracted to me?
- the obvious logic here is that your hot.
- that the most encouraging thing I've ever heard.
- I once found a bat in m kitchen. like, not flying around or hanging upside down just chilling on the counter top. had no fuckin idea what to do, so i opened up some windows and went for a walk. when i came back, instead of a bat, $20 was on the counter.
- i don't even know how to respond to this besides that this is one of the best paranormal experiences I've ever heard.
- i think you inadvertently offered aid to a very greatfull vampire.
aaaaaaall of me, hates aaaaaaaall of school
reminder that Winnie the pooh wore a crop top with no pants, ate his favorite food and loved himself so you can too <3
it costs $0.00 to punch you in the throat and I LOVE free stuff.
lets be real, Kylo Ren probably tried to make a black light-saber and he probably cried when it didn't work.
heat pressure and time. the three things that make a diamond, are also the three things that make a waffle. - Leslie Knope
"avoiding other people was his new goal in life" - Thomas, the maze runner, chapter 28.
maybe if i fall in love with my anxiety, it will leave me too.
joke of the week: school.
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Memes and Teenager Things
РазноеJust some amazing comebacks, Jokes, Movie References, etc., I've heard over the year. Some I've made up, but others I give credit to. #5 in movie Quotes 7/29/18
