Memes and Teenager Things

Part 4

cliff hangers are so

why name hurricanes "sandy" and "katrina" ??? i guarantee if you named em' "death megatron 3000" EVERYONE would be evacuating.

them: you think you're funny don't you?

me: I think I'm quite hilarious. I make myself laugh.

my sibling had a fight once and it looked like this:

Tyler: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Sam: Tyler!

To this day i still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because i randomly think of it.

it takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to " I want to stab every human being on planet earth."

presenting school projects like: I'm so tired give me an A.

if the person who named walkie talkies named everything:

stamps = lickie stickie

defibrillators = hearty starty

bumble bees = fuzzy buzzy

pregnancy test = maybe baby

forks = stabby grabby

socks = feetie heatie

hippo = floatie bloatie

nightmare = screamy dreamy

one week I'm posting fruit smoothies, tracking every single thing i eat into some random app and stretching every morning and the next week I'm eating an entire pizza in the dark with a bottle of wine and no one has seen me in several days. there's no in between.

- rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter -

I'm a professional at:

1.) eating

2.) sleeping

3.) stalking someones profile

sorry i didn't text you back, i was pretending i didn't see it and ended up actually forgetting.