~pickup line~

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Darry  - My buddies bet me I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy drinks with their  money?

Two-Bit - I do believe u owe me a beer. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped my drink.

Dally - screw me if I'm wrong but is that Elvis over there?

Steve - see my friend over there? *points to soda* he wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

Soda - I have an "owie" on my lip. Can u kiss it and make it better?

Johnny - if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and me together. Shit, me isn't a letter *blushes hard*

Pony - there is not a single word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are

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