- Sodapop pretends to be a lifeguard at the top of the slides just so that he can flirt with girls and people actually believe it.
- Darry is swimming like he belongs in the damn Olympics, like he’s so good at it and Pony is embarrassed bc he recently got off of floaties like 2-3 years ago.
- Johnny is chillin’ in one of those big pool floats.
- Steve and Sodapop race each other down the slides and do crazy shit like slide upside down or slide in the same slide at the same time when there’s only suPPOSED TO BE ONE PERSON PER SLIDE. Side note, they got stuck once, 911 had to be called to help get them out
- Dallas has a fucking squirt gun that he smuggled in and he squirts all of the innocent families he can find.
- Ponyboy is too scared to go passed 6 ft, but he doesn’t admit it to anyone, he just floats around the 5 ft zone.
- Darry and Sodapop play that game with Ponyboy where you dunk them into the water if they don’t guess the right color.
- Steve is doin’ fucking flips and splashing other people.
- Everyone is hot and bothered at the sight of Sodapop rising from the water and flipping his hair.
- Two-bit and Dallas have a Water Gun War™ and are actual stealthy ninjas and spray the hell out of the lifeguards who try kicking them out.
- STEVE PUSHES PONYBOY INTO THE 6 FT ZONE AND DARRY HAS TO SWAN DIVE AND GRAB HIM.
- Johnny looks like an actual work of art when he’s drenched and he lowkey likes the attention from the girls who swoon when he steps out of the pool
