Darry - What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.
Two-Bit - Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Dally -
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Steve - Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Soda-
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Johnny - My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Pony - (his favorite joke comes from a conversation he had with his mom) "Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork???!!!"
