Oh My God He Loves Me; A Danisnotonfire fanfic

Chapter 16

Dan sets up the camera then I get my makeup bag and set everything down on the bed. Dan sits down.

"Take off your makeup." Dan says. I groan then start rubbing it off with a wipe. I get everything out then Dan turns on the camera.

"Hello guys this is the first video on my new channel and i'm probably going to regret this." I say. "I'm here with Danisnotonfire."

"Oh hi." He says.

"If you didn't know i'm Dan's girlfriend but pretty much everyone knew that." I say. "He's going to be doing my makeup." 

"Just saying I don't know what half of this stuff is." Dan says.

"Thats the point your a guy." I say.

"Okay everyone welcome to my makeup tutorial. The first thing i'm going to do is cover her face and her blenishes with this power shit stuff from Mayblene." Dan says.

"Maybe it's-"

"Your mum." 

"Fuck you." I say. He laughs then starts patting my face with the pad. "Dan thats not how you do it."

"I'm a makeup guru." He says. I roll my eyes. He puts that up. "Now i'm going to use this eye liner around her eye then put that little thing on the end!"

"You mean a wing?" I ask.

"Yes. Thank you." He says. "Close your eyes." I close my eyes then starts making the line. "Then we're going to give the lip a little pop."

"Cause thats what thats used for." I say. He starts lining my lips with the eyeliner.

"Then you want to make a little wing at the end, just for a little extra." Dan says. "Now we're going to use this red lipstick on her lips to complete them." Dan says. He opens the lipstick then starts putting it on my lips. "What you ladies don't know is that this makes guys want to makeout with you more."

"Dan your an idiot." I say.

"That is no way to talk to your boyfriend." He says. "Now you want to get this pink blush and start...rubbing it all over your face. It's not just ment for cheeks. It can give your whole face a kind of red tint to it which is really sexy."

"Dan this is beautiful." I say.

"I'm giving you a look for our date tonight." He says.

"Everyone will be jelous of you Dan."

"I know but your mine." He says. "Now you want to pull this powder back out and start putting it over the lips, to make it a tiny bit duller, and to also make it stay longer like when guys are making out with you." He puts the powder on my lips. "Now we're going to get this black eye shadow and put it on your finger and spread it on the eye...oh no I made a mistake."

"I thought you were an expert." I say.

"I am I just need to get some brown on there. There we go." He says.

"Is it fixed?" I ask.

"Yep. Now for the next eye we're going a little out there. We're going to get this green one then rub a tiny bit on the top. Then your going to get this red one and fill in the bottom. It will match the lipstick." Dan says. "Your beautiful."

"Yep." I say.

"Oh I forgot this." He says then pics up the eyelash curler. "Close your eyes."

"No Dan your going to murder me with that thing."

"No i'm not." He says.

"Don't pull." I say then close my eyes. I hold onto his wrist.

"Babe your going to be fine." He says then laughs. He presses down then takes it off. I open my eyes.

"Wow you didn't kill me." I say. He nods.

"And i'm done!" He says. "Now this is a normal look for a date or just going out on the town." I get my mirror then look at it. It's all uneven and nothing matches. It looks like I was drunk and putting on my makeup.

"Oh my god Dan." I say then start laughing. He starts laughing with me. "This is hidious."

"I know I horribly failed." Dan says.

'I'm still beautiful though." I say then flip my hair.

"No. Your not." He says.

"I see how it is it's over." I say.

"Noooo." He says then pulls me onto his lap. 

"So yeah guys give it a thumbs up if you think Dan should make a beauty channel and click the subscribe button if you want to save a helpless woman from getting their makeup done from Dan. Bye guys!" I say then get off Dan's lap and turn off the camera. 

Later that night i'm halfway done with editing my video and Dan hasn't even started. I'm on my macbook in the lounge with Phil and Dan is upstairs doing something. Emma is supossed to be coming soon also. Phil closes his laptop then looks at me. I look at him then smile and go back to scrolling through Tumblr.

(Emma don't kill me plz)

"Dan is lucky to have you." Phil says.

"I think you mean it the other way around." I say.

"No i'm serious. I thought you would just steal Dan away from me at first but your honestly an amazing girl." Phil says. I smile.

"Thanks." I say.

"I like you Samantha." He says.

"I like you too Phil." I say then laugh.

"No I mean like as in like like." Phil says. I close my laptop then look at him. He's staring right into my eyes.

"Oh." I say then look at the coffee table. He puts his hand on my cheek then turns my head back to face his. He stares at me for a few moments until he leans down and kisses me. I kiss him back I mean I don't want to be mean I guess. I don't know how long we're like that until Dan calls my name.

"SAMANTHA!" He yells from the top of the stairs. I break away from Phil then we both realize with we just did.

"Phillip." I whisper then shake my head. I get up and run up the stairs.

"I need to go out and get something. Can you stay here for a while?" He asks.

'Dan it's 8." I say.

"It's important." He says. "I'll be back I promise." He pecks me on the lips then runs down the stairs. God I feel like a cheating whore. I hear the door open then close. I run down the stairs and look at Phil sitting on the sofa.

"PHIL WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"

"I don't know." He says.

"YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! PHIL I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING CHEATING WHORE!"

"Your not it was my fault." He says.

"I kissed you back." I say quietly then sit down beside him. "We never speak of this. EVER."

"I agree." Phil says. The front door opens and Emma walks in.

"Hey." I say.

"Hey Sam." She says. "Hey babe."

"Hey." Phil says.

'We were just about to watch some Adventure Time want to join?" I ask.

"Yeah sure!" She says then jumps onto the sofa between me and Phil. Phil turns it onto Netflex then we start watching a random episode. Phil puts his arm around Emma and I keep giving him death glares. I want to kill that man so badly right now.