Oh My God He Loves Me; A Danisnotonfire fanfic

Chapter 22

I decided to go home with Dan because I don't know my way back honestly. Cat was supossed to come over from her hotel later so.

"So..." Dan says.

"Don't think we're dating." I say.

"I know." Dan says. It stays silent for a few minutes. "But we still kissed."

"Shutup Dan." I say. He laughs. "Those kids will probably post that on YouTube and it will get a lot of views and we will be like awesome."

"Shutup Samantha." Dan says. I laugh.

We get to the apartment and Dan gets a big lecture from Phil and Emma. They just give up and just go ahead and go out on their date. Me and Dan are alone.

"I need to break up with Cat." Dan says.

"Uhm you wish." I say.

"I was going to do it anyway. I'm just not happy with her. I would prefer to be friends with her." Dan says.

"Babe-" I stop myself and feel my cheeks warm up. "I mean uhm don't break her heart."

"Haha you called me babe." Dan says.

"Habit." I say. He bursts out laughing. "Shutup you whore."

"OMG YOU SLUT!" Dan yells. I roll my eyes. I crawl off the sofa so i'm laying in the floor.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAN MAKE ME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" I yell.

"Get it yourself." Dan says.

"But I need heeeeeeeeeeeelp." I say.

"Let's go." He says then grabs onto my feet and drags me into the kitchen. "What do you want?"

After I eat me and Dan are sitting on the sofa. Dan is playing Skyrim and I have my feet on his lap while I play Flappy Bird. Emma and Phil walk in with their arms filled with bags. 

"Guys look what we got!" Emma says.

"SHUTUP I'M BEATING MY HIGHSCORE ON FLAPPY BIRD!" I yell.

"What if I mess you up?" Dan asks.

"I swear to god I will never date you again." I say.

"So what did you get!?" Dan asks getting up and leaving me alone.

"Yeah thats right. I died anyway. 108 FUCKER WHAT ABOUT IT!" I yell.

"Come hereeeeeee!" Emma says. I walk over to them and see Emma pulling out different foods. "We got stir-fry!"

"Thats all?" I ask.

"No. We also got you a new video game." Phil says then throws me The Walking Dead game.

"YAAAAAAAAS!" I yell then run to the xbox.

"No we're going to do something." Dan says, stopping me.

"What are you going to do to me?" I ask.

"Come on." Dan says then starts guiding me up the stairs.

"DANIEL HOWELL IS GOING TO RAPE ME HELPPPPP!" I yell.

"Shh don't tell anyone." Dan says. I laugh. "Okay so we're going to break up with Cat."

"Uhm YOUR going to break up with Cat." I say.

"Your going to help me come up with a plan." Dan says.

"Yas!" I say. "Okay i'm good at this stuff. So one is you could wright a romantic text to a fake girlfriend then send it to her. Or you can just come straight out and say it, or you could ask her what shes doing then when she says something say 'no i'm standing right behind you at the bar whos that guy you were making out with earlier?' then say it's over."

(Credits to Emma for making this part)

"We will see" Dan says then gets his phone. Later Cat is about to come over and we have a plan on how to break up with her. It involves Emma and Phil dancing around, throwing rose petals and making out. We hear the cab stop. Dan opens the window.

"CAT STAY DOWN THERE! I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" Dan yells. Me Emma, and Phil all stand behind the door while we wait for Dan to do his part. I stare out the window to watch it all go down. Dan gets down onto one knee and holds her hand. "Cat we've been together and known you for a long time and I think it's time. Cat?"

"Yes Daniel?" She asks, eyes full of lust.

"We need to break up. I hate you and your a slut and I just fucked Sam. She's in there." Dan says then points to the door. I walk out and wave.

"Hello Cat!" I say.

"I will never love you. Ever." Dan says then stands up. Her mouth drops. Emma and Phil walk out with rose petals and start throwing them at Cat.

"YAY CONGRATS!" Emma and Phil keep yelling. When they get out of petals they get bored.

"Lets make out now." Emma says then starts kissing Phil.

"GOODBYE! HAVE FUN!" I yell as Dan pushes her to the cab. The cab drives off and Emma and Phil are still making out. Me and Dan walk in the house.

A few hours later me and Dan are sitting on the sofa, and i'm playing Walking Dead.

"I feel bad for Cat." I say.

"Don't. It was going to happen one time or another." Dan says. "You know what? Lets go out for a little bit."

"Is this like a date?" I ask.

"It is if you want it to be." Dan says. I smile then nod.

"San lives on." I say, getting up. "Lets get ready!"

"K." Dan says then follows me to his room.