Oh My God He Loves Me; A Danisnotonfire fanfic

Chapter 30

That night Dan stayed at my house. We kinda layed in the bed looking at each other. I sigh.

"I'm not tired." I say.

"Me neither." He says. I turn on the light and get my Mac. "So what are going to do?"

"I don't know." I say quietly. I hear him sigh then I log into my Tumblr. He turns my head and we just sit like that, staring into each others eyes for a few minutes until i shake my head. "Kiss me you idiot."

2 Months Later

Emma and Phil walk into the apartment. I rise my head from Dan's chest then look at them. Emma smiles.

"It's a girl." She says.

"THEY ARE GOING TO DATE GUYS! OMG!" I yell.

"I SHIP THEM! I SHIP IT SO HARD!" Emma yells.

"Remember our song?" I ask.

"Oh yeah!" She says.

"DO YOU WANT TO HAVE BABIES! COME ON LETS GO AND PLAY! EMMA IS AT THE DOOR GO AWAY YOU WHORE, SHE'S INTO THAT KINDA STUFF, SHE THINKS ITS HOT, BUT IT'S REALLY NOT, BUT SHES JUST DELUSIONAL!" I yell.

"DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME BABIES? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BABY!" We yell. Dan and Phil are silent and are just staring at us.

"Your already pregnant." Dan says. I laugh. There is a knock on the door and Emma bites her lip. I stand up.

"Sit back down i'll get it for you." Emma says pushing me on the sofa then running to the door. I follow her and I hear her. "What are you doing here?"

"I need to talk to Dan." She says.

"Well too bad for you. You haven't been here for like 2 months! Why now?" Emma asks.

"I have some news to tell Dan!" Katelynn says.

"I'm sure he doesn't want to hear it." Emma says. I feel Dan put his hand on my shoulder and pull me back a little. He walks over there.

"What do you want Katelynn?" He asks.

"I'm pregnant." She says then puts her hand on her stomach.

"Oh bullshit." I say walking closer to them.

"We never even did it. Why would I do it with you, your a cock ass licking uncle fucker." Dan says, refrencing South Park.

"You don't remember?" She asks.

"Bull fucking shit." I say.

"I thought we we're best friends." Katelynn says.

"NOT AFTER YOU KISSED MY BOYFRIEND, AND DON'T MENTION THE OTHER THINGS YOU'VE DONE!" I yell.

"THAT WAS IN 7TH GRADE! WE WE'RE 12! GET OVER IT!" She yells.

"YOU WANT ME TO GET OVER YOU KISSING DAN, AND-"

"DON'T EVEN MENTION IT!" Katelynn yells, interupting me.

"YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU AND IF WE IGNORE YOU YOU START CRYING! GET SOME FUCKING BALLS!" I yell. "NOT EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU!"

"WHO KNEW YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TO GET PREGNANT? I always knew you we're the slut." She says then smirks.She knows that I would blow up when she said that. I take a deep breath.

"Get the fuck out." I say.

"This isn't your house. You have no right to tell me to get out. Ask your cheating boyfriend to." Katelynn says.

"He's not a cheater!" I say.

"He was dating me way before I came here to England." Katelynn says. I cloe my eyes then take a deep breath.

"Get out Katelynn." Dan says. Katelynn laughs a bit then walks out. I take a deep breath then walk into the lounge. Dan walks behind me.

"Babe are you okay?" Dan asks. I nod.

"Want to play some video games?" I ask.

"Sure." Dan says fixing up the xbox.

"GUYS GUYS LOOK LOOOOOOOOK!" Emma yells a few hours later. She is wearing some glasses with American frames on them

"Emma you idiot." I say. She laughs creeply then runs upstairs.

"Can you tell me what happened with you and Katelynn in 7th grade?" Dan asks. I groan.

"Well, I had this boyfriend at the time, we will call him 69. Well Katelynn was living with me at the time, don't ask why, and I was out, and I guess my parents we're out so I went home on my skateboard and I heard this banging from my room so I went in and Katelynn and 69 we're uhm doing things..." I say.

"Oh shit." Dan says.

'She thought she was pregnant for the longest time but she never was." I say then shake my head. "She's always been a whore like that."

"Don't call her that." Dan says. I look at him with a 'are you serious' face. "Well..."

"Exactly." I say. "I'm going to make a video. EMMA LETS MAKE A VIDEO!"

"OKAY!" She says running down the stairs, almost tripping, crawling into a ball at the end of the stairs, failing because shes pregnant, gives up and lays on her back, then makes weird noises.

"Well thats the end of the video guys!" I say. I hear Dan laughing.

We go upstairs and sit on the bed while I fix the camera.

"Hi guys. I'm Samioo and this is my pregnant friend." I say.

"Hi I have American glasses." She says then puts them on. "I'm also pregnant. More pregnant then Samantha."

"No i'm more pregnant." I say.

"I'm 6 months how much are you!" She asks.

"8 Emma." I say.

"I still have a bigger stomach." She says. She stands up then shows her belly.

"Not really." I say standing up and showing mine.

"Belly bump!" Emma says then bumps my stomach with hers.

"And thats the end of the video thanks for watching!" I say.

Later thata night I crawl into bed while Dan is in the office. I turn around then see the crib we got a few days ago. God i'm having a baby.

A/N: SHUTUP EMMA GOD YOUR ANNOYING YOU COCK ASS LICKING UNCLE FUCKER!