pick-up lines

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Archie: are you a broom? because you swept me off my feet.

Betty: I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Jughead: are you a fart? because you blow me away.

Veronica: do you have a band-aid? because I scraped my knee falling for you.

Reggie: I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Cheryl: is your dad an art thief? because you're a masterpiece.

Kevin: are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten I see.

Josie: you're not a bike but I'd still ride you.




There are some dirty jokes in there but forgive me lmao.
The Flintstone one is my fave. Because we were in class around a table and looking up/saying pick up lines and our teacher happened to walk towards as us Braydan said it out loud. She just face palmed and we died laughing.

My class is funny lmao. Always have the best times.

Anyways, which pick-up line was your fave?

-Sierra

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