Author's Note: Yeah, I'm bored, I don't what to write. I have homework to finish and projects but....I'm bored.
Boring story:
Bed: "I love you blanket, your the one who covers me and your always on me."
Blanket: "Don't you dare lie, you were smooching with pillow again."
Pillow: "Well it's because Bed loves me, not you, don't you know how flat you are."
Blanket: "HUH, how dare you insult me! Don't you know how fat you are! Literally, from one end to the other, completely thick!"
Pillow: "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Bed: "Hey human, want to lay on me, I'm super comfortable."
Blanket and pillow: "...."
Blanket: "He's a cheater."
Pillow: "Yeah, he is. Friends?"
Blanket: "Friends."
Human: *Lays on bed, head on pillow, and covers with blanket*
Author's Note: I wonder if you'll see your bed the same ever again because I can't.
The End
