Overreacting

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Sometimes I think I overreact to things. Many times actually.

*sneezes*

Me: IM DYINGGGGGGG!!!!

*coughs*

Me: IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

*hiccups*

Me: IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Other situations that don't have to do with the mouth

*trips*

Me: I CANT FEEL MY FEET

*takes off glasses*

Friend: How many fingers am I holding.

Me: JUST BECAUSE I WEAR GLASSES DOESN'T MEAN I SEE NOTHING, IM NOT BLIND, EVERYTHING IS JUST BLURRY

*me reads something wrong*

Me: ITS BECAUSE IM FREAKING BLIND

*opens camera and sees self*

Me: THIS HORRID CREATURE IS BLINDING MEEEEEEE

*feels wind*

Me: THE F*** WAS THAT (゚д゚lll)GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTTTTTTTTT

*sees spider*

Me: *burns house*

If you don't relate to any of these then................( T_T)

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