Babies are such cute little things that most people love. They are cute and innocent, who wouldn't love them. Except for those baby haters, why hate on the baby.
But once they know how walk, that's when the nightmare starts. Babies can kill themselves in almost anyway possible. Being able to walk doesn't help.
It's like, a babies first step is so memorable and heartwarming, no, it's not. I've seen little toddlers walk themselves into tables and being so short they walk head first into the edge.
When they crawled it was so cute and you can always pick them up, walk after them, and stuff. But then all of a sudden they can walk. A little wobbly at first but then they start getting the hang of it.
Here's the horror...........
THEY
CAN
RUN!!!!!!
You have to chase after them like a game of tag where you're chasing the devil's child. They laugh and you laugh at first but then you start to lose energy but they don't.
Usually I would stop chasing them in the hopes that they see no fun in it and stop. It works sometimes.
"SOMETIMES"
I lost someone's child once because I stopped chasing but the child kept running......and running.......and running. The parent was like "where's (name)".
I said I don't know, the child ran off. We found the child eventually cause the thing was smart and ran back while I got lectured.
But of course not all babies and little toddlers are like this, there's worst.
Some don't know what "danger" is. Like, don't climb onto a car and jump off while that car is about to go. Don't start walking off the edge of a mountain.
AND PLEASE
T-T stop throwing food
You know who's eyes you can stab out with food, mine.
Babies look cute, but they haven't been blessed by God yet, still under the devils order.
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A/N Might do a part 2 cause there is more to the devil children
