Author's Note: I'm sugar high, don't know what tf I wrote٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
Plus, I slept at like 1:00in the morning
ACTUAL STORY LIKE THING THAT IS ACTUALLY THE STORY OF MY LIFE:
Main Character: "I hate life"
Supportive Friend: "Why??? Life is so fun."
Main Character: *stares at friend* o_o "who are you"
Supportive Friend: "The only friend you'll ever have"
Main Character:.......
Supportive Friend: "Sorry to tell you but the truth hurts"
Main Character: "True, your going to be forever short"
Supportive Friend:........
Main Character: "The truth hurts"
Author's Note: I am tall, so I pet all my short friends and call the them short. Then they get offended and I say,"The truth hurts". This is the moment where they become Satin
The End
