Airhead

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The lame stories are gone from now on, okay, just kidding, they'll be back.

I've always known how much of and airhead I am but these days have been extreme. I literally went to school with my slippers on, I had to go back home and get my shoes. Wasn't late to class though.

Then I wear my pants backwards and never notice till one of my friends tell me. I drink out of my spoon instead of my straw. I walk into poles.

Yeah, I should have a world record for this happening to me. But my poor phone, because I'm such an airhead I constantly drop it. So many cracks and scratches. T-T

Especially the pole incidents, it usually happens to different poles but there's just this one pole I keep walking into. First time was because I was on my phone. The last time I remember walking into that pole was yesterday.

I was looking at pigeons, I turned around and bam. Right in my skull.

Okay, the purpose of me typing this is to complain of how stupid I am.

T-T why am I doing this when I have an essay due tomorrow and I don't have anything on it.

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