Okay, I should probably change this title to "The horrifying witch aka Mom" but too lazy.
So you know, mom's, they're amazing. They give you love more than anyone in the world and deserve respect. But for the sake of comedy......I have to make a joke out of them. T-T
Sry to all moms in the world, I only mean these as a joke and have no thought of ever really mean this.
Okay, back to my short stories.
Mom: *calls daughter/son*
Okay, I have to interfere, why is daughter so much longer than son. The heck, this is so unfair.
D/S(aka daughter/son): "Hello?? Mom?"
Mom: "Are you at home right now, I would like for you to do something."
D/S: "What??"
Mom: "Can you go to the refrigerator and get out the chicken?"
Mom: "Its for dinner."
D/S: "Okay."
D/S: *walk to refrigerator*
D/S: "Mom, I can't find the chicken??"
Mom: "Why don't you actually look. Its the grounded chicken meat. All I need is for you to get it out."
D/S: "Mom, I swear I can't find the.........."
D/S: "Did you mean the grounded turkey??"
Mom: "Yeah, the chicken."
D/S: "Its turkey, not chicken. This entire time I was looking for chicken, not turkey."
Mom: "DONT YOU DARE ARGUE AGAINST ME YOUNG LADY, CHICKEN OR TURKEY, THEY'RE THE SAME THING."
D/S: -___-
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So lesson, you can never win an argument against your mom. Even if there is scientific proof.
