My spamming usually goes like this:
Me: Hey
Me: Hello????
Me: Y YOU NO ANSWER ME
Me: ANSWER ME YOU *%*#*#*#*
Me: GO DIE
Me: HOW
Me: DARE
Me: YOU
Me: IGNORE
Me: ME
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!
Me: GO
Me: DIE
Me: IN
Me: A
Me: HOLE
Me: SPAM
Me: SPAM
Me: SPAM
Me: SPAM
Me: SLAM
Me: *SPAM
Me: FEEL
Me: THE
Me: PAIN
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: HAH
Me: -_-
Me: You there??
Me: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Me: Seems like you're not here
Me: how
Me: dare
Me: you
Me: not
Me: be
Me: here
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Friend: "oh how I miss you my phone, can't believe I was away from you for the last 5 minutes"
Phone: "156 unread messages"
Friend: "wow, I must be so popular"
Friend: *checks phone*
155 unread message from me
Friend: ಠ_ಠ
Me: took you long enough
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Yep, I'm one of "those" people
