Nobody ever discusses the weird and gross parts to a relationship. Not M okay so don't freak out on me. Yeah, this came to me after I learned what "dutch oven" is. LOL
It was late at night in Jinx and Wally's apartment.
Sleeping wear on, Jinx was facing the opposite side of Wally and was on her phone while Wally was reading up on some geeky science journal.
Checking the time, she turned her phone off and tapped Wally with it so he could charge it. Jinx pulled the covers up further and groaned when she felt his hand on her lower back.
"Really?" Jinx laid on her back and Wally was in between her legs and kissing her. The beginning kisses were slow and deep, dare she say romantic.
He slowly put his weight on her and she moved her hand to the nape of his neck. Open mouth kisses combined with her hand working his hair caused him to feel relaxed.
Maybe a little too relaxed.
There was a loud sound and Jinx pushed him off of her with a groan.
"Are you kidding me Wally!" Jinx began ruffling her sheets to attempt to remove the smell.
Wally was trying to explain himself but failed due to the laughs.
Jinx rolled her eyes, "Just when I was getting in the mood you just had to fucking dutch oven me!"
Wally laughed harder at her statement. Then he turned serious and moved his head to look at her.
"I didn't dutch oven you," a smirk creeped up on his lips, "I Irish-ovened you!"
Jinx groaned again, turning away from him and Wally cracked up.
"Get it!" another hoot of laughter, "because I'm Irish!" he snorted and attempted in a horrible accent as his hand tried to move her to look at him, "kiss me I'm Irish!"
"You're also part Scottish so," Jinx mumbled her eyes closed.
Wally ceased his laughter and shut the light off. Sure he was pretty horny, but after irish ovening Jinx, he was pretty filled with laughter.
With that, he wrapped his arm around her waist and let his hand rest on her thigh.
Jinx breathed out and smiled.
"You know you're not getting any for a month, right?"
Wally smiled and kissed her shoulder.
"That joke was worth it."
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Teen Titan Tales
FanfictionJust stuff I want to read, not actually write. Mainly Flinx because that will be my ship forever and always.