Roommates with Angels and Demons

Day 192

Day 192 (April 1st)- 8:21am

I was oh so blissfully sleeping when I was woken up by a rush of freezing cold water falling on me. I shot up with a gasp, Lucifer next to me. I immediately turned to see a smirking archangel.

"Gabriel..." Lucifer hissed, his eyes were glowing red.

"April fools day bitches. Let the pranks begin," He laughed before disappearing. I ran a hand down my face, wiping away the water.

"I guess we're having wings for dinner," I growled. I got out of bed and wrung out my shirt.

"Definitely," Lucifer replied. Lucifer snapped his fingers and our clothes were dry. Lucifer chuckled darkly. "He isn't gonna know what hit him." 

Day 192- 8:49am
Everyone had gathered in the war room. Some still sopping wet. It seemed everyone got the same wake up call. Some looked more murderous than others. Gabriel stood on the table.

"Alright ground rules- no seriously injuring each other, no sticking people to ceilings, no rendering people naked, remember people... confuse don't abuse." Gabriel paced back and forth across the table.

"Yeah, I'm out," Crowley snapped his fingers then groaned. "Bollocks."

"Seems dad is endorsing this," Gabriel chuckled darkly almost exactly like Lucifer. "So I'm with the moose. Millie's with Luci. Dean with Cas- shocker. Crowley with Balthazar. Mike and Raph. Anna and Ruby. Charlie and Meg. Alrighty... On your marks get set... go!" I quickly grabbed Lucifer and we disappeared to the roof.

"Okay alliances. Anyone we can trust?" Lucifer asked.

"Not my bros," I replied.

"I think we can get Mike and Raph." Lucifer put a finger to his chin in thought.

"I can get Charlie and Meg," I added.

"Good we get to that immediately. Hey Mica come to the roof." Michael and Raphael appeared.

"Yes?" Michael started at Lucifer with a weary look.

"Team up?" Lucifer held out his hand. Raphael sighed before taking it. Lucifer jumped back. Raphael chuckled and his eyes flickered with electricity.

"You're on your own," Michael added and they disappeared. Lucifer fake gasped.

"Dicks!" Lucifer turned back to me.

"You know I think Charlie and Meg would be with Dean and Cas and they would be Sam and Gabe. Crowley, Balthazar, Michael, and Raphael will likely ally with each other," I thought for a moment.

"Ruby and sis?"

"They'll go with Charlie and Meg then they would double cross Sabriel and Destiel... that unfortunately leaves us alone," I explained.

"Oh so the usual?" Lucifer laughed.

"Yep," I smiled.

"Let's get to work." Lucifer took my hand and we disappeared to the garage. We hid behind shelves the moment we saw Sabriel, Destiel, Anby, and Cheg. Lucifer held my hand a little tighter and I could hear their talking through his angel hearing.

"So I say we go after her car," Gabriel suggested. I nearly jumped up.

"No, we do that and she'll go after baby," Dean quickly replied.

"And she won't go after your car?" Meg asked.

"She wouldn't dare. It'd ruin any chances they have with teaming up with us. They'll try to play to teams and going after the impala would not help that," Sam replied. I looked to Lucifer and smirked. They would never think I'd be me... wonderful. Lucifer's eyes widened as he caught onto my idea. Then he smirked and shook his head at me. I shrugged. He handed me two water ballons. I smiled evilly when I noticed the bright blue paint leaking out of one and brown out fo the other. Lucifer held ones with red and the other with tan. I nodded and we both threw the balloons. My splattered across the hood. Lucifer's hit the roof and dripped down the wind shield. I heard a half gasp half cry from Dean. We disappeared instantly. The colors would make them think the other team. We tracked down the other team in Michael's room. We hid just outside the door. I looked to Lucifer and gave him a 'go ahead' gesture. Lucifer held up a can. The outside had two golden wings on it. He chucked it inside. We waited for a second.