Roommates with Angels and Demons

Day 178

Day 178- 9:12am

"So there's a reason we've been in heaven a lot recently," Michael set his hands on the table. I glanced to him mid sip of my coffee.

"What?" Dean asked.

"There used to be a tradition that we had... The first day of spring we would have his huge party. The last one was millennia ago but since things are better we want to start them back up again," Raphael explained.

"Okay, why are you telling us?" Crowley asked.

"Cause we get to bring dates," Gabriel glanced to Sam. "Yep. We arranged it so that we could bring dates along. I mean no one would exactly outwardly go against that, but yeah."

"The first day of spring isn't that in two days?" I questioned.

"Yep," Lucifer answered.

"So you expect me to find a dress in two days?" I asked giving him an annoyed look.

"Um. Yes?" Lucifer gave me a questioning look. I sighed.

"So who's going?" I asked. "I mean that aren't angels."

"Well considering the couples... you, Sam, Dean, and Ruby," Lucifer answered.

"Oh you can add Crowley to that list," Balthazar replied. Crowley looked suddenly to him.

"Why would that be?" Crowley asked accusingly.

"Well I've recently been informed that you're my soulmate, darling," Balthazar answered.

"But- but I don't have affections for you." Crowley seemed to almost blush. What the fuck. Balthazar and Crowley? Never would have expected that in a million years.

"Give it some time," Balthazar smirked back. Crowley glared at him.

"That's gonna suck for you," Dean chuckled. Crowley looked quickly to my brother.

"And why is that, squirrel?" Crowley tilted his head in a passive aggressive intrigued look. Dean took a sip of his coffee.

"Cause angels like being on top, and I know that's not how you roll," Dean answered. I glanced from my brother to Crowley then back to my brother.

"OH MY- YOU TWO FUCKED?" I practically screeched. Everyone was a bit taken back.

"I mean I was a demon so-" Dean replied. Both Sam and I gagged a bit.

"If you have not done the do with either of my brothers raise your hand," I asked, a bit exasperated. Michael, Charlie, Balthazar, and Meg raised their hands. "Go and I consider Cas one of my brothers so-" Balthazar and Meg put their hands down.

"Cas too?!" I buried my face in my hands. "I'm going to throw up. At least Michael and Charlie haven't."

"Wait do angels having sex count as incest?" Dean asked. Wow Dean priorities.

"Um. No. I mean we call each other brother and sister, but it's like how in a church there are brothers and sisters they're more like titles. But they're used somewhat synonymously as we were raised together. But as we are all different beings with no actual blood to be related by it is not incest by its definition," Michael explained.

"How the hell did we get to this topic? Weren't we talking about a party?" Sam interjected.

"Yeah, let's just stop," Charlie added. I shivered grossed out by everything. I was no longer hungry.

"Will we gotta go find dresses, girls day out?" I looked to the girls. We all jumped up and went to Anna.

"Smell ya later bitches," Charlie smirked as we disappeared.