Day 105- 7:49am
My hair was a mess. I hadn't bothered to tame it even in the slightest. I felt like shit I could feel my uterus pulsating. At least I knew I wasn't pregnant. I groaned and set my head on the table. Us girls were all up. The guys were all blissfully sleeping.
"Fuck all of you, I can't believe I'm fucking on the same cycle as you people," Meg hissed. Anna and Charlie just mumbled curses in response.
"I mean was this honestly necessary, dad?" Anna glared up at the ceiling. "I get the sleep and food, but this too. Why make me this human?" I lifted my head from the table.
"There's leftover brownies in the kitchen," I got to my feet and froze. "Oh shit. Meet me in the kitchen." I rushed off to the bathroom before going to the kitchen. Charlie handed me a bowl of a brownie and ice cream.
"It's fucking delicious," she added. We sat on the kitchen floor and ate.
"I would kill for some fries right now," Ruby mumbled. "I'm not even kidding." Anna snapped her fingers and a punch bowl of fries appeared.
"Says here that eating bananas and dark chocolate helps reduce cramps," Charlie look up from her laptop. "Says orgasms help too..."
"Good to know," I got up and grabbed my heating pad from the microwave. I set it on my stomach. "As soon as Luci get's up I'm getting laid. I'm sure he'll be okay with the mess."
"How are you two?" Charlie asked. I sighed and sipped my tea.
"We're good. As screwed up as we both are... our relationship is normal and healthy as far as I can tell," I answered. "What about you guys?" I looked to Ruby and Anna. "Or was new years eve just a heat of the moment thing?"
"We're figuring it out," Anna replied. She looked to Meg and Charlie.
"Uh," Charlie reddened. "We are not sure what we are..."
"I'm hurt, Charlie," Meg fake gasped.
"Oh shut it, Meg," Charlie snapped. I sighed and ate more fries.
Day 105- 10:23am
"Oh my dad, what the hell happened in here?" Gabriel gasped as the guys finally woke up and walked into the kitchen. It was a mess of food and tissues. We were wrapped in blankets crying over Doctor Who.
"I think it's that time of the month again," Dean answered.
"Do we approach them?" I heard Crowley question.
"Not unless you have food," I replied. Gabriel tossed a few candy bars. We pounced on the bars like starved animals.
"Babe? Are you okay?" Lucifer asked. I turned to him and he stepped back slightly. I imagined I looked terrifying. Red eyes from crying and hair going in a million directions.
"Why are you scared? I'm ugly aren't I?!" I started crying.
"Oh crap," Lucifer mumbled. He got closer and helped me to my feet. Just staring into his ice-blue eyes made every sense drive wild. I grabbed his shirt and pinned him against the counter with my body. I smashed my lips onto his. I heard Dean make a gross sound and paused to throw him a glare. I grabbed Lucifer and pulled him out the door.
"Uh where are we going?" He asked. I pinned him against the door to his bedroom.
"I need you right now," I replied before kissing him again. I pulled away to breath.
"This is going to be messy, we could go somewhere better," Lucifer suggested in that voice he uses- that melodic tone that drew me in from the start. In a moment we were somewhere else. I looked out the window to see the Eiffel tower. There was a bed with red sheets- probably better.
"Oh hell yeah," I answered and kissed him again.
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Quick thing to hold you guys off until I can get the next chapter done completely. Sorry for the delay. Been trying to get back into the swing of things at school and writers block is bitch. See ya peeps next time!
-G
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