Is all of this a dream?

Chapter 1: Birthday Surprise aka lost in Seoul with a troll

Dedicated to one of my biggest inspirations, who inspired me to write this <3

“So much for a happy birthday.” I murmured to myself. I am officially lost.

I sighed and flopped on the bench, resting my head on my arm. Yes. I am stupid. That’s not actually a surprise, nor is the way Mi-Cha tends to surprise me. Now I’m here, in Seoul, with kangaroos trying out my clothes in Australia, since the plane managed to lose my luggage… I’m in a big beautiful Korean city. Sounds like a dream to me. The only problem is, I can’t even say “hi” in Korean. Just great. I’d call Mi-Cha, but my phone… Oh gosh, I’m a klutz. It’s probably in the yellow sea by now. How did I even manage to drop it?! Now how am I supposed to find her? She said you can talk to Koreans in English. No shit. English to them is like Korean to me. Just because she knows it doesn’t mean everyone does. So yeah, I am now in the heart of Seoul, without my luggage, without a phone and obviously, I have no brain… So while we’re waiting till I die or get raped or something how about I tell you about myself?

My name’s Marley. Yeah. As in the dog from the movie “Marley and Me.” Nice huh? I’m a dog. But I’m not surprised, my older brother’s name is Lexiastrius. Yes. It is a real name. Or so my parents have told me. I never really bothered to learn his name. I just call him dickhead. 19 years of calling him dickhead and it still amuses me. Just me. He is such a cry baby… I broke his COD disk once… He spent three hours in the bathroom and didn’t talk to me for a month… The only thing the dude’s addicted to more than COD is his car. I gotta admit. The car is awesome. I think it’s a bit too awesome for him. But let’s let the little boy exaggerate that he’s awesome. I’ll still be the one who laughs at him the last… My parents think I’m a “troubled child.” Yeah. Sure. I’m a troubled child just because I was a B+ student in school and Lexiastrius was an A+ student. I swear, my parents are European, but they act like they’re Asian! That’s probably why I’m so fond of Asians. Well Koreans actually. The dickhead is going to be a lawyer, while I’m hopeless. I never really cared about studies, I never found anything close to my heart. So now I’m a 19 year old girl, without an idea what I want to be and not seeing my driver’s license anywhere near the future. It’s been 3 years. 3 freaking years of trying and failing to get it. I guess I’ll just have to get dickhead to drive me around for the rest of my life… Ha-ha, that is actually not a bad idea. That would drive him mad! I enjoy seeing him angry. It’s amusing. Just as much as it’s amusing to hit guys. In the face. With a chair… Guilty! But hey, it was a plastic one! It shouldn’t have hurt. I’ve never realized that he would start crying…Well  we were only kindergarteners, so I didn’t make fun of him… Much… Poor Luke. At least he’s scared of me now. Yay! That’s the other thing why I’m the “troubled child.” I tend to be mean and rude, but that’s mostly why I’m awesome. Although not as awesome as Mr. Popular, err…Dickhead.

I stroked my I-have-no-idea-what-color-this-is-hair… I think it’s blonde… Yeah, I think so. It’s white… Like a bird’s poop… Sorry for my comparison style. I could compare it to different things, but I’m not Mi-Cha to turn everything sexual. Ah yes, the giggly high-on-air freak I call my best internet friend. I swear, she is the weirdest thing, yes, thing, not person, in the whole world. I mean, she could find any store, any building in Seoul with her eyes closed, but refuses to come and pick me up. It’s possible to get used to it. It’s just usual Cha…

 So yeah. I’m now staring at random guys walking past me and noticed that I’m drooling. Oh well.. If I die at least I’ll die surrounded by hotness everywhere I look. Suddenly, I felt a body near me. I spazzed and turned my head to the right where I saw the cutest guy ever!

Oh my freaking God! He was a combination of Super Junior guys! I’m so crazy for them! He had the nose of Ryewook, the eyes and cheekbones of Yesung, lips of Kyuhyun and hair of Leeteuk! I almost grabbed him and kissed those perfect shaped lips of his. I managed to look away still smiling like a freak and staring at people walk by. Some of them saw my pedo smile and started walking faster. That made me laugh.