"Eh eh em," the awkward strange girl, known as Lulu, cleared her throat in a very fake way.
"Now I am here to tell you a story," She smiled at the readers, "A story about how we're al royaly fu-" Lulu was cut off by an identical looking girl, but she looked more chill with her loose black tank top and jeans, opposed to Lulu's wild oversized neon yellow sweater, black shomery leggings, and hot pink mini skort.
"Lulu!" The girl started, hissing slightly, "You can't say that!"
"But why, Leya?" Lulu whined, pouting slightly.
"Because it's the beginning of a story!" Leya sighed, exasperated. "You don't start stories with cusses!"
"I do all the f-" Lulu was once again cut off, "Lulu!" Leya hissed, glaring harshly. "It is no longer the beginning! It is far from that as we can all see!" Lulu yelled, pointing up at the words piling above them.
Leya rolled her eyes, "How weird are you going to make this?" She asked before clapping twice, causing the words to dissapear.
"LEYA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Lulu screamed, she was now standing on top of the bookshelf that was behind her and Leya was hiding behind a table, "I didn't know it would do that!" Leya shrieked, obviously terrified.
"Hey!" Leya stood up, putting her hands on her hips, "I am not terrified!" She lied.
"W-I am not lying!" She yelled in outrage, lying again.
Lulu snickered like a deranged horse, "That is kind of funny," She told Leya.
Leya put a hand over her mouth, pointing up at the previous words.
Lulu's jaw dropped at it, "Oh I know they did not just say that about me!" She snapped, glaring forwards, even though I clearly just did.
"Oh so you got some sass to ya?" Lulu asked, putting a hand on her hip and trying to seem scary, failing miserably.
"Oh now you're gonna get it!" Lulu yelled while charging forward at the typer as Leya screamed "LULU N-
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Lulu's Book Of Rando Rants & Weirdness
RandomBeware, you're about to enter the rants of a weirdo girl with her oppinions and idiotic things. This book is full with pointless chapters, horrible spelling and gramar and overall weird Lulu sadness. (That's a special type ofsadness that's slightly...
