Lulu's Book Of Rando Rants & Weirdness

Oh Honey!

WARNING: THIS IS A STORY ABOUT PRETTY DEEP STUFF AHEAD AND IT MAY TRIGGER YOU. WARNING.

'Oh how I hate life!' The girl thought, wiping away her mascara infused tears.

'No one cares for me, everyone is so horrible, I'm a mistake!' She sniffle, closing the bathroom door behind herself.

'I don't want to be here anymore, it's too much!' And with that she poured a handful of non prescribed meds down her throat.

Feet trampled up the stairs at the sound of her body falling onto the floor.

The door swung open to reveal a tall woman did up nicely to see the previously crying girl on the ground.

"Oh no!" The woman called, slapping her hands to the sides of her face.

The woman knelt down next to the still body. "Oh not again! Honey, would you come down here?!" She called to her husband for help.

A man's voice called back, "Oh, can it wait?! I'm busy!"

"Honey! Our daughter has tried to off herself again, and mostly because of you!" The mother answered, "And you forgot to lock the medicine cabinet again!"

"So... no?" He asked.

The woman shook her head, "Get yourself down these stairs or I won't cover for you and this family again!" She called.

"Oh alright, alright, no need to get those panties in a twist!" The man sighed as he came down the stairs.

"And hey! You aren't innocent here either, you've hit the girl your fair share!" He protested as he entered the bathroom.

"Well I haven't touched her innapropriately! Speaking of, have you lately?" She asked, looking over to him.

"Well..." The man trailed off, scratching behind his head.

"Oh honey! We've gone over this, you can't do that anymore!" She sighed, putting a hand on her head.

"Hey, I'm trying here! Sometimes I just couldn't care less," he sighed himself.

"Well then you need to stop gettimg so drunk," the woman shook her head in disbelief.

"Oh yeah, drunk, that's it," he chuckled nervously.

"Honey, oh don't tell me you've been doing this sober!" The woman cried out.

"Okay okay, not much I swear!" He tried to calm his wife.

She sighed again, "Well we better get this girl to the hospital then, the last times the doctor said it was magical she was alive," the woman said, nudging the body with her foot.

"Okay then, should we go right now? If so I have to shut down my computer first," the husband nodded.

"No, you stay here, if she wakes up she could try to rat you out again," the woman said, "Just help me carry her body to the car, and don't drop her this time!"

Did you find this story funny? How the girl wants to die because of her horrid life? How her father couldn't care less that he was part of the cause? How the mother contributed and covered everything up? Some people do find it funny, and I guess this humor just isn't your cup of tea!

But the truth is, some things aren't supposed to be jokes. If anything similar of this happened to you would you want me to joke about it? No. It's the same for other big problems.

Racism isn't funny, neither is war, or death.

You wouldn't find it funny if I said someone you loved deserved or deserves to die would you? But since it's a joke, and my humor, it must be okay right?

No, not really. This is actually really wrong, but some people are too stubborn to see that. Oh well.